Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. you use rabbit ears but your show does not show up.


I wish Ancient_Chaos Lived in a world in a different time and as far away from me as I can think!(he scares me)

Granted, but he comes back and takes up the whole of your monitor for 1 day every month. MWHAHAHA.

I wish I could walk to the Fitzwilliam Museum in the centre of Cambridge, UK every day.

Granted, but it is all you can do, as everytime you walk in you are teleported to a point on the planet exactly 23 hours and 59 minutes away from the musem and immediately have to begin walking towards the musem again.

I wish the planet were an aspie friendly paradise,

Granted, but it becomes hostile territory to everybody else.

I wish to decide on something to spend my graduation money on.

Granted, you decide to give it all to me.

I wish Descartes would give me all his money!

Granted, but it's actually a loan, and you are expected to pay back every cent of it.

I wish for my high school transcript to come in soon.

Granted, but someone's hacked into the computer and changed all your grades to F.

I wish to get some work today, since it's not as hot as expected after all.

Granted. you worked on the rail road all day.

I wish light was red.

Granted! It's also orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo & violet.

I wish my short-term memory worked well enough to remember the highlights of a game by the time its over

Granted; you then forget everything else.

I wish it was a bit cooler here.

Granted. The third ice age begins now, with a freak hail storm, which slowly becomes a freak summer snow storm. Forecast snowy blizzards with no sign of clearing....

I wish for a Yottaillion LEGAL dollars, which I have already paid taxes on.

Granted, but you also discover a large debt and land up with exactly 0 dollars.
(the money was created in a manner similar to hawking radiation, (in a vacumn a positron and an electron are created and destroyed leaving only a photon).)

I wish that I had a powered exoskeleton (motorised armour).

Granted. Unfortunately the controls are where you can't reach them when wearing it, and it walks you into the river and rusts to a halt.

I wish I had some more energy this morning.

granted, it is gravitational potential and you are currently falling to earth from orbit through a wormhole that is connected to your chair now leading to orbit this morning.

I wish I had a post count over 1000 and a dollar for every wrong planet post I made

Granted, but all of your posts were really offensive, so you're banned now.

I wish for a 4.0 GPA.

Granted, using your supped up Savant brain you achieve Summa Cum Laude. You get off the stage but it's the last time the world sees you in the flesh. As a blind fold is covered over your head, and a "Borat" wedding sack over your body.. You awake to find yourself in some secret government Gordon Freeman, lab analyzing cell phones and other high tech machinery confiscated at customs by the Men In Black.

I wish for yaaaaaaaaa.