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Sheriff Buford T. Justice (Jackie Gleason): "When I get home, I'm gonna punch yo momma in the mouth!!"

"Smokey and the Bandit"

^ I love me some cornpone humor!

"Can't you see it, Everett? Them Sirens did this to Pete. They loved him up and turned him into a... horny toad!"
Delmar to Everett in "O Brother, Where Art Thou?"

LOL, me too!!

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"One thing I ain't never seen is a grown-up." (Mona's [Dolly Parton] maid----I can't remember her name.)

"The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas"

"What a century it's been: Marlborough rode to war, and Washington crossed the Delaware. Louis XVI, and Marie Antoinette. The last of the Stuarts. Peter the Great. Voltaire. Clive of India. Bonaparte."

Horatio Nelson in That Hamiltion Woman.

"I do not cheer Napoleon, Pinky, I scorn him. He's a luck amateur-"

"Who's about to take over the world before you do?"

Brain and Pinky in Pinky and the Brain.

"No. I don't think so. I think what you want most of all is to be a hero."

Mance Rayder to Jon Snow in Game of thrones.

"It ain't white boy day is it?"

"True Romance"

"You A-holes are in trouble now. Gentlemen, I want to introduce you to my friend, Optimus Prime."

"Taking the children was a BAD move! Autobots, relieve them of their weapons!"

Sam Witwicky and Optimus Prime in Transformers.

"I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker."

"Anchorman"

"He spoke. Your ape. He spoke."

Rodney in Rise of the Planet of the Apes.

"Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you."

Either Robert Redford or Paul Newman----I can't keep 'em straight!!

"Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid"

"I couldn't do that. Can you do that? How can THEY do that? Who are those guys?"

Butch in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

"They're coming to get you, Barbara!"

"Night of the Living Dead"

"Wait! Go up. Get under."

Ceasar in Rise of the Planet of the Apes.

"Maybe you're the plucky comic relief." -- Galaxy Quest

"I'm going to light the biggest fire the North has ever seen!"

Mance Rayder in Game of Thrones.