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Aspiegirl2001 Veteran
Joined: 27 Nov 2008Age: 34Gender: FemalePosts: 696
Eats rotten egg
lau Veteran
Joined: 17 Jun 2006Age: 76Gender: MalePosts: 9,795Location: Somerset UK
likes her Century eggs served with a fresh salad of aluminium foil and tin-tacks.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Eats polar bears to keep his breath fresh.
Always Smiles at a crocodile
Is a world famous crocodile wrestler.
Has 200 monkeys
Keeps canaries in an aquarium, goldfish in an aviary and a pet lion in the fridge.
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Started WWI, WWII and eventually WIII. The history books all lie...
(You are wrong about WWII, I was framed for that one) Is the great-great-great grandson of Napoleon.
Loves saying Napoleons Surname out loud in public places.
Has his own zoo and his own kingdom
(actually the person who teaches my wife French is named Napoleon - she is very strict) Takes her pet alligator for walks on a lead in the park, he likes to "play" with the ducks. His name is snappy.
Is planning to to spend his last days in Corsica, studying the effects of the Walker Texas ranger theme song on coral life forms.
Has developed a fiendish weapon of mass horror: The machine can play the Walker Texas ranger theme song at one million decibels and will deafen most people on the planet. Those who do not go deaf will suffer psychological trauma for decades.
carturo222 Veteran
Joined: 3 Aug 2008Age: 42Gender: MalePosts: 1,568Location: Colombia
Uses a banana instead of soap when in the shower.
taintedangelboy Raven
Joined: 23 Jan 2009Age: 31Gender: MalePosts: 102Location: Florida in Winter, France in Summer
Stands on their head while asleep!