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Aspiegirl2001
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08 Feb 2009, 10:53 am

Eats rotten egg



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08 Feb 2009, 11:10 am

likes her Century eggs served with a fresh salad of aluminium foil and tin-tacks.


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08 Feb 2009, 1:31 pm

Eats polar bears to keep his breath fresh.


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08 Feb 2009, 1:34 pm

Always Smiles at a crocodile :D



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08 Feb 2009, 1:39 pm

Is a world famous crocodile wrestler.


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08 Feb 2009, 1:44 pm

Has 200 monkeys



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08 Feb 2009, 2:16 pm

Keeps canaries in an aquarium, goldfish in an aviary and a pet lion in the fridge.


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08 Feb 2009, 2:38 pm

Started WWI, WWII and eventually WIII. The history books all lie...



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08 Feb 2009, 3:27 pm

(You are wrong about WWII, I was framed for that one)

Is the great-great-great grandson of Napoleon.


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08 Feb 2009, 3:30 pm

Loves saying Napoleons Surname out loud in public places. :lol:



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08 Feb 2009, 3:31 pm

Has his own zoo and his own kingdom



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08 Feb 2009, 3:33 pm

(actually the person who teaches my wife French is named Napoleon :lol: - she is very strict)

Takes her pet alligator for walks on a lead in the park, he likes to "play" with the ducks. His name is snappy.


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08 Feb 2009, 3:37 pm

Is planning to to spend his last days in Corsica, studying the effects of the Walker Texas ranger theme song on coral life forms.



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08 Feb 2009, 4:41 pm

Has developed a fiendish weapon of mass horror: The machine can play the Walker Texas ranger theme song at one million decibels and will deafen most people on the planet. Those who do not go deaf will suffer psychological trauma for decades.


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08 Feb 2009, 11:49 pm

Uses a banana instead of soap when in the shower.



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09 Feb 2009, 12:04 am

Stands on their head while asleep!