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10 Feb 2009, 7:57 am

Uses a tweezer to cut his lawn.



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10 Feb 2009, 9:13 am

was imprisoned for three years in a paper bag.

(No one had told him he was supposed to escape.)


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10 Feb 2009, 10:40 am

Serves salmon and plastic bag soup, as a starter at his candle light suppers.



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10 Feb 2009, 2:19 pm

Wears a dress to work every day.


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10 Feb 2009, 4:07 pm

Walks backwards and eats using feet, not hands. :P


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10 Feb 2009, 6:04 pm

keeps his toys in the bath, washes in the garden, and plays tennis in a cupboard.


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10 Feb 2009, 6:27 pm

Was transferred from the Department of Oohs & Ahs to the Department of Ays & Oys....


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10 Feb 2009, 8:40 pm

Is secretly a zombie.



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10 Feb 2009, 8:41 pm

Is secretly a zombie.



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11 Feb 2009, 12:16 am

Lives in an American Airlines tote bag using matter compression.


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11 Feb 2009, 3:13 am

Chooses briefs over boxers everytime, when it comes to choosing dessert.



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11 Feb 2009, 10:21 am

has a penchant for pickled pullovers.


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11 Feb 2009, 11:49 am

Licks chickens in order to predict the exact onset of winter.



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15 Feb 2009, 11:48 pm

Drives a carriage pulled by zombie donkeys.



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16 Feb 2009, 2:59 am

Is planning to dam up the straight of Gibraltar, and use the Meditteranian Sea as a bath tub, giant rubber ducks have already been ordered.



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16 Feb 2009, 8:56 am

discovered that putting sugar in water causes it to disappear. Is planning to use this as the centrepiece of his next "grand illusion" show. Just needs to find a supply of stage assistants that are made of sugar.


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