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robo37 Veteran
Joined: 6 Jan 2009Age: 30Gender: MalePosts: 517
Has learned the Matrix.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Is trapped inside the matrix.
lau Veteran
Joined: 17 Jun 2006Age: 76Gender: MalePosts: 9,795Location: Somerset UK
is planning for world domination using his death ray which will be constructed from three used bus tickets and a shoe-lace (details to be announced).
richie Supporting Member
Joined: 9 Jan 2007Age: 66Gender: MalePosts: 30,142Location: Lake Whoop-Dee-Doo, Pennsylvania
Made a pineapple mango pasta sauce...
carturo222 Veteran
Joined: 3 Aug 2008Age: 42Gender: MalePosts: 1,568Location: Colombia
His answering machine greeting is a recording of a speech by the Pope.
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
All the power for his undrground lair is generated by thousands of lawyers on a running wheel.
Claims to have invented the wheel and is currently suing all car manufacturers for recompense for their use of his invention.
Plays the bongos while waiting in line in the bank.
Pulled out a violin case while in the bank and was pounced on by security guards.
Has a Doctrate in Talking Nonsense.
Is a professor of applied linguistics and an expert in both etymology and entomology and is currently teaching 100 ants to speak gibberish.
Won the Nobel Literature Prize for his posts on this thread.
Thatmew Veteran
Joined: 6 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 1,959
Lectures others in the art of boring the dullard.
Lives in a giant fishbowl.
Goes ten pin bowling every Thursday night with a goldfish.
Has three heads, two of which are always asleep at any one time.