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robo37
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25 Feb 2009, 4:59 pm

Has learned the Matrix.



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25 Feb 2009, 5:02 pm

Is trapped inside the matrix.


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25 Feb 2009, 6:27 pm

is planning for world domination using his death ray which will be constructed from three used bus tickets and a shoe-lace (details to be announced).


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25 Feb 2009, 7:04 pm

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25 Feb 2009, 11:26 pm

His answering machine greeting is a recording of a speech by the Pope.



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26 Feb 2009, 6:18 am

All the power for his undrground lair is generated by thousands of lawyers on a running wheel.



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28 Feb 2009, 3:34 pm

Claims to have invented the wheel and is currently suing all car manufacturers for recompense for their use of his invention.


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28 Feb 2009, 3:38 pm

Plays the bongos while waiting in line in the bank.



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28 Feb 2009, 3:47 pm

Pulled out a violin case while in the bank and was pounced on by security guards.


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28 Feb 2009, 4:18 pm

Has a Doctrate in Talking Nonsense. :wink:



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28 Feb 2009, 4:33 pm

Is a professor of applied linguistics and an expert in both etymology and entomology and is currently teaching 100 ants to speak gibberish.


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28 Feb 2009, 4:40 pm

Won the Nobel Literature Prize for his posts on this thread.



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28 Feb 2009, 8:00 pm

Lectures others in the art of boring the dullard.


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01 Mar 2009, 5:37 am

Lives in a giant fishbowl.



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01 Mar 2009, 10:58 am

Goes ten pin bowling every Thursday night with a goldfish.


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01 Mar 2009, 4:52 pm

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