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Xuxa
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18 Mar 2011, 2:20 pm

Replaces ProfessorX's fingers with string cheese


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18 Mar 2011, 2:25 pm

Does THE most annoying thing possible to Xuxa.... you know the one....


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18 Mar 2011, 2:27 pm

Takes over your facebook and writes stupid messages on your wall.


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What film do atheists watch on Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th street.


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18 Mar 2011, 2:36 pm

Posts more pictures of myself on my wall, thereby giving you and everyone else nightmares for many years to come.


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Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.


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18 Mar 2011, 2:38 pm

Superimposes your face from one of your pictures onto a picture of a topless body builder on stage and posts it on all your friends' walls.


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What film do atheists watch on Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th street.


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18 Mar 2011, 2:40 pm

(Could they even tell the difference??.... So droll, so very droll :roll: )



Fixes goatse as your avatar.


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Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.


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18 Mar 2011, 2:47 pm

Superimposes your face on it.


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18 Mar 2011, 2:51 pm

MONKEY wrote:
Superimposes your face on it.


Oh, I didn't think of that. Moving swiftly on....



Superimposes your face over mine. Then sends it to that guy from the 'if your NT and you know it' song.


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Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.


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18 Mar 2011, 2:55 pm

Sends you a virus which means that video will play on a continuous loop whenever you turn your computer on, and that's all you can see on the screen.


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What film do atheists watch on Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th street.


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18 Mar 2011, 3:00 pm

Swaps your alarm clock for an angle grinder, and waits until dawn.... :twisted:


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Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.


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18 Mar 2011, 3:02 pm

Since you have told me your plan, I quickly dispose of the angle grinder before I go to bed.


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What film do atheists watch on Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th street.


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18 Mar 2011, 3:04 pm

Steals your new terminator hands.


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Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.


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18 Mar 2011, 3:07 pm

Makes you watch back-to-back episodes of doctors for 24 hours straight.


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What film do atheists watch on Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th street.


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18 Mar 2011, 3:10 pm

Tells you all about it.

[I actually caught some Doctors yesterday, I became paralysed and partially blind in my right eye(!)]


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Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.


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18 Mar 2011, 3:17 pm

When you start telling me, sets of alarms so I can't hear you.

[it was on in the background today, I died)


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What film do atheists watch on Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th street.


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18 Mar 2011, 3:24 pm

Shouts "I AM GOD, I AM THE CREATOR!" everytime you sip a drink.


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:albino: THINGS I LIKE :albino:
Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.