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TallyMan
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08 Mar 2009, 7:48 am

Moans about everything that is green, declaring that it should be painted blue instead.


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08 Mar 2009, 8:51 am

throws caution to the winds every time he steps on an electric tram, as he has three ears.


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08 Mar 2009, 8:55 am

His detachable ears morph into spoons, one of which is a runcible spoon...


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08 Mar 2009, 10:22 am

Has detachable book and magazine covers so he can read one but pretend to read another. So while he is reading a magazine titled "Librarian monthly" it is actually "Playboy" inside.


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08 Mar 2009, 6:34 pm

Left one of his ears in the potato chip-dip....


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09 Mar 2009, 9:39 am

Skinny-dips in the potato chip dip.



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09 Mar 2009, 12:56 pm

Has been known for holding the famous vinyl record paper plate toss.


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11 Mar 2009, 5:14 pm

Uses potato salad to wax his car.



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11 Mar 2009, 9:15 pm

wears shoes with pasta soles.


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12 Mar 2009, 3:23 am

His shoes have laces made of spaghetti......


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12 Mar 2009, 6:57 am

His favourite phrase is "Pasta la vista"


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12 Mar 2009, 10:23 am

Still asks for directions to the toilet by saying 'wee - wee???'. Of course in France everyone thinks he is just a 'yes' man.



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12 Mar 2009, 11:19 am

warms up frogs with a blowtorch, so they can jump further.


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12 Mar 2009, 12:53 pm

The frogs jump from i_wanna_blue's fire into lau's frying pan.... 8O


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12 Mar 2009, 1:10 pm

Enjoys the French speciality of frog's legs. (They taste like chicken :( )


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12 Mar 2009, 1:11 pm

Is seen digging for treasure on golf greens.


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