Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but they come at the expense of nice, strong arms, so you can travel but without any baggage. Or hands.

I wish to go to bed now, and to stop being p.o.'d at some online twerps who are not worth the energy.

Granted, but you dream about them all night and wake up twice as mad.

I wish that I had some more of those yummy Bing cherries.

Granted; but these ones were wormy.

I wish ... ... I wish you a good night and sweet dreams.

Aw, that's too sweet to corrupt. But wait, it means you've gone and that's just...just...just too sad. No fair, it corrupted itself.

I wish I hadn't had that zip fizz at nine o'clock tonight.

Granted, you actually had it at one minute past nine.

I wish for a cup of coffee please. Milk no sugar. And be quick about it too waiter!

Granted, you got coffee poured on your head.

I wish I was skydiving.

Ooh, do I need to spell out how that's corrupted? Ouch.

I wish to get up off my butt and go plant the rest of the tomatoes before the temp goes above 90F.

Granted, the tomatoes are now going to get up off their butts and go plant you, you plant!

I wish spiders weren't around anymore.

OK you got it spiders will now be in a rectangular shape on you.

i wish i could lose weight.

Granted; here's how I did it: I got some kind of GI infection, it gave me 2 straight weeks of diarrhea, and I lost 15 lbs in that time. Unpleasant but effective!

I wish to be motivated to get up off my butt and go plant the rest of the tomatoes before the temp hits 90F!

Granted, you are now motivated to just wait until winter to plant the tomatoes!!

I wish I was living in the 1980's.

Granted, now you are 46 years old and very weak.

I wish I was actually in my best friend's class this year!

Granted, but your best friend now hates you for no reason.

I wish I could meet Spongebob.

Granted, but you have to meet him under the sea without any equipment.

I wish for a mini claw machine

Granted, but your machine always has something that causes the claw machine to not work.

I wish that this computer was waterproof.

Granted; it's proof that water and computers don't mix.

I wish I could figure out how to turn off the jet on the jacuzzi