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Klint
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09 Sep 2009, 4:23 pm

No! Get your own top hat!



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09 Sep 2009, 5:13 pm

"Come on everybody, let's do the Twist! What, you've never seen a cloud do the Twist?"



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09 Sep 2009, 6:03 pm

"Red Alert!! !!"


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09 Sep 2009, 7:26 pm

"There it is, how to turn gold into lead:

197Au + n → 198Au (halflife 2.7 days) → 198Hg + n → 199Hg + n → 200Hg + n → 201Hg + n → 202Hg + n → 203Hg (halflife 47 days) → 203Tl + n → 204Tl (halflife 3.8 years) → 204Pb (halflife 1.4x1017 years)

Or more basically,

197Au +7n → 204Pb

But wait, I don't want to turn gold to lead! I don't live in Sparta! This is madness! Where is my philosopher's stone?!"



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09 Sep 2009, 9:07 pm

Trekkie? Or Wookiee?



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09 Sep 2009, 11:05 pm

When I wink, my eye looks like a less then sign.



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09 Sep 2009, 11:21 pm

And first place of the Person With the Bluest Shirt Competition goes to...



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10 Sep 2009, 12:14 am

Anybody where the bathroom is



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10 Sep 2009, 1:44 am

Ay, ay, ay, ay, estoy caminando. Y nadie puede agaparme.
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ando siempre. Estoy consado, pero yo debeo hallar
de donde en tierra estoy a caminando!



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10 Sep 2009, 1:55 am

[bad British accent]"Engage."[/bad British accent] What? Wait. Patrick Stewart's behind me, isn't he? Crap.



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10 Sep 2009, 2:11 am

No I do not have a minute



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10 Sep 2009, 4:24 am

Walker, Texas Ranger :?:



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10 Sep 2009, 4:32 am

Lassie down under :?:



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10 Sep 2009, 11:37 am

These boots are made for walking :?:



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10 Sep 2009, 11:41 am

The dancing sponge.


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10 Sep 2009, 11:56 am

Got a band-aid