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Regularly eats prosthetic brains for his breakfast and tea.

Stood upside down with his head in a tin of grey paint, so it would leak into his ears and give him more grey matter. The effect on his IQ has been... noticeable.

Believes that Ronald McDonald is his fairy godmother.

Believes Ronald Reagan is the current president of the US.

Sings lullabies to prison inmates.

(Rock a bye Madison on a pyramid top. When the wind blows the pyramid will tumble... )

Sings nursery rhymes to dolphins and gave them each an i-pod

Extracts i(s) from iPods and then plants them in the ground so he can harvest more iPods...

Takes endings from games, and plants them into a parking spot. Nobody knows why.

Listens to music performed by John Cena. (And seriously this bloke actually sings)

When on holiday, always takes a tree stump with him.

He took the fudge factor into account but forgot that when you take in too much fudge
you end up with a "pudge" factor to deal with....

Is mending a shelf in his library which collapsed under the weight of all his dieting books.

instead of using linoleum, cork tiles, carpet, parquet, or anything conventional, has covered his floors with air.

Is turning his ribcage into a birdcage....

Is known for highlighting others with a highlighter.

Paints the lines on the highway cheaper than everyone else... does so with a brush, tin of white paint and dodges in and out of moving traffic. So far has used 8 of the available 9 lives.