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Granted, the entire electricity grid fails in Sweden in five minutes time. No internet, nothing, no reason to stay up.

I wish for a packet of peanuts.

Granted, but you're allergic
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I wish for a cat

Granted, you receive a hungry lion. His name is "Mauler". The zoo had to let me go - he ate all the staff.

I wish for a pet rhinoceros.

Granted, but he's dead.

I wish for another cat ;D

Granted, you receive 100 lashes of a cat-o-nine-tails.

I wish for a pet toad.

Granted.
It's rubber.

I wish for new shoes

Granted, but they are three sizes too large and keep falling off your feet.

I wish to spend a week on the International Space Station.

Granted, but you're litterally ON it, not IN it

I wish to be in England again

Granted, but you open your umbrella to find it's been obsessively sliced up for "ventilation".

No wish to grant, so...

Both happymusic and La Vamp are back in England just in time for rain and more rain and snow, and ice and fog, and more rain.

I wish for some rain! My garden is dying!

Granted, but it dies anyway

I wish for more time to study!

Granted, but you will have less time to take the test.

I wish for more roleplays in this forum.

You get more, but nobody takes part

I wish for more food.

(Btw, I also wish for more RPing, I'm trying to sort something out )

Granted, 3 tons of lettuce are delivered to your house.

I wish for a bacon sandwich.

Granted, now you miss your chances of having a beautiful Road Runner for lunch.

I wish that I could put more RAM in my brain?

Grated, but it's too much and your brain overloads.

I wiah I could get rid of this lettuce!