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Is willing to get paid for breathing. So far no one has made use of his expertise.

was featured on the cover of Life magazine, as a particularly outstanding example of macramé.

Was featured on the cover of the magazine "Beard Monthly". Since then he has aspirations of letting his beard become the longest in the world, but has a long way to go yet.

Severed his left nostril in a tragic booger-picking accident, and now keeps it in a jar under his pillow, in hopes that it will be worth something to the "nostril fairy".

keeps a pet ball bearing in a jar by the kettle.

Reads his own entrails every morning....

His parents purchased him from the circus, where he was being exhibited as "The Incredible One-Nostriled Boy" for the price of a dill pickle, and a half bottle of cheap vodka.

has been saving scraping from the inside of yoghurt pots in the hope of building a yacht.

Went on a hunting exedition after the Giant Peruvian Crested Leech, and got caught in his own leech snare, so he had to chew his foot off at the ankle.

Bites her toenails when nervous.

Builds homes from tax forms.

Likes to sniff the effluvia from his exuvia...

Has spent forty years up those library steps looking for his 1960 world almanac. (I daren't tell him I borrowed it 41 years ago )

Habitually returns books to the wrong libraries.

Was annoyed that French librairies kept charging him the sales price of all books he wanted to take out.

(In French librairie is a bookshop not a library)