Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, it is now replaced with 2 tons of celery.

I wish the road runner didn't run so fast.

Granted, now you have to eat it to get rid of it. Don't waste your vegetables now.

I wish I can morph into people.

Granted, but you're IN the person.

I wish I had more time on the pc

Granted, now you are google.

I wish that I could create more music records?

Granted, but they're crap

I wish I didn't have to log off now

Granted, now you can NEVER leave!

I wish for a cup of coffee.

Granted, you can have mine, It's cold now.

I wish for a banana.

Granted, here's your banana...




I wish for a good old english breakfast in the morning.

Granted, your English breakfast has been sitting around for a couple weeks and is plenty old.

I wish I had princess hair.

Granted, the princess's maid has been saving the hair she cleans out of the princess's hairbrush, and has given it to you in hopes that you will cast a spell on the princess.

I wish for some chocolate-almond toffee.

Granted, but due to a spelling error, you get chocolate-almond coffee.

I wish that WP did not overload so often.

Granted, it never loads - Period!

I wish more people were online

Granted, but now WP can't handle the load.

I wish I could go to Germany.

Granted, but you're in jail

I wish I had some way of cooling myself down right now

Granted, you have been transported to the North Pole

I wish Santa was real!!

Granted, but his mass throws off the Earth's gravitional field.

I wish that the Metro 2033 rp was on the 1st page of this forum.