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20 Mar 2009, 3:11 pm

Needs another malt before he molts......


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20 Mar 2009, 3:12 pm

hehe

Once went to a bibliothèque on a date thinking it was a Christian dance club.


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20 Mar 2009, 3:49 pm

Went to a boulangerie and asked for a baguette, but they had run out so they offered him pain instead. 8O


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20 Mar 2009, 4:03 pm

lol!

Voted for Sarkozy's wife. :twisted:


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20 Mar 2009, 4:20 pm

Is actually the ruler of the North Pacific.


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20 Mar 2009, 4:32 pm

Is caught between a vicarious and a virtual reality....


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20 Mar 2009, 4:44 pm

Heard someone mention there was a bookworm in his library so is inspecting and fumigating every book.


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20 Mar 2009, 5:59 pm

Hoping to find something positive he went on a lifelong quest to find a gruntled employee...


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20 Mar 2009, 6:29 pm

Wears a Darth Vader helmet into the shower, to conceal his true identity from the "bathroom gnomes".


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20 Mar 2009, 8:16 pm

say "Bless you!" to people, exactly seventeen seconds before they go "Atishoo!"


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20 Mar 2009, 8:26 pm

Thinks he wrote the Westminster Chimes tune that chime the hour in small pendulum clocks



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21 Mar 2009, 4:55 am

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21 Mar 2009, 5:07 am

Swings from tree to tree like Tarzan.



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21 Mar 2009, 7:03 am

Swings from tree to tree like Jane. :P


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21 Mar 2009, 12:28 pm

Eats a box of gummy bears for breakfast every morning, but weeps as he chews them, imagining their tiny screams.


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21 Mar 2009, 2:04 pm

Is on a strict diet. Goes for an eight hour jog before breakfast of a celery stalk, a four hour swim afterwards and a marathon before the evening meal of an apple. So far has put on ten pounds weight.


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