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i_wanna_blue
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21 Mar 2009, 2:09 pm

Provides counselling to disadvantged raccoons.



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21 Mar 2009, 2:17 pm

Actually uses rubber chickens to attack giants.


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21 Mar 2009, 2:26 pm

Wears giant rubber pants while hunting chickens.


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21 Mar 2009, 2:30 pm

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Is on a strict diet. Goes for an eight hour jog before breakfast of a celery stalk, a four hour swim afterwards and a marathon before the evening meal of an apple. So far has put on ten pounds weight.


That's actually pretty close to being true, LOL

Lived for three years in Argentina with a group of midget lesbian terrorists. They tried to set him on fire when they finally realized he was not a midget or a lesbian.


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21 Mar 2009, 3:04 pm

Eats rocks as part of said balanced diet. :wink:



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21 Mar 2009, 4:23 pm

Was kidnapped by aliens but was returned minus his toenails when they found out he didn't taste very nice.


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21 Mar 2009, 5:35 pm

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21 Mar 2009, 5:38 pm

Scrubs the kitchen counter with a sentient sponge.


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21 Mar 2009, 6:57 pm

counts his chickens before they hatch plots to spoil the broth.


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21 Mar 2009, 7:24 pm

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22 Mar 2009, 1:54 am

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22 Mar 2009, 6:40 am

Plans to climb mount Everest while blindfolded and juggling a chainsaw.


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22 Mar 2009, 1:40 pm

Follows the eight-fold path and is often divided upon himself into utter splintered aggregation to the point of taoist wu-wei. :wink:



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22 Mar 2009, 3:50 pm

Throws frozen chickens at old ladies.



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22 Mar 2009, 4:05 pm

Fell in love with cheese.


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22 Mar 2009, 4:15 pm

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