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16 Sep 2009, 11:09 pm

Yeah. Twig and berries. Very funny. Like I've never heard that one before. :roll:



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17 Sep 2009, 12:46 pm

Hmm...do I or don't I leave my bed this morning?



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17 Sep 2009, 1:09 pm

The aspie stare. :)

(btw Acacia, that poem was hilarious)



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17 Sep 2009, 4:02 pm

"You think you're going to steal this melon? Think again! AAAAAAAAAAAaaaahhhhhHHHHHH!! !! !"



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17 Sep 2009, 4:32 pm

Next person to make a stony face joke gets owned.


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17 Sep 2009, 5:06 pm

Step aside as, I'm the one with the megaphone and anyone whom tries anything remotely funny gets bumped into some other dimension..



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17 Sep 2009, 5:34 pm

This is what you get if you overlay the Milky Way with one of those old LP records.


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17 Sep 2009, 5:50 pm

Am, I the person slated to do another re-make of a classical film from the 70's?



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17 Sep 2009, 9:03 pm

Color the galaxy... wait? What color?



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17 Sep 2009, 9:11 pm

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17 Sep 2009, 9:24 pm

I stared at my own image in the mirror... and was turned to stone...



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17 Sep 2009, 9:25 pm

Yes, this one is my glass eye... THANKS for bringing it up....


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18 Sep 2009, 8:09 am

Under a shady tree you and me



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18 Sep 2009, 11:28 am

"And God bless daddy and brother, but no so much stepmother."



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18 Sep 2009, 11:56 pm

You think I need more sun? Why?



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19 Sep 2009, 12:51 am

I rape kids in this room.


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