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"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."

"Conan the Barbarian"

"Mr. Franz, I think careers are a 20th century invention and I don't want one."

Christopher McCandless in Into the Wild.

"Guns are for show. Knives are for pros."

"Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels"

"Every galaxy I have traveled, all you species are the same. You all think you're the center of the universe. You have no idea. . ."

Lockdown in Transformers: Age of Extinction.

Sheldon: What type of computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

"The Big Bang Theory"

"This is a different kind of army. If you look at history you'll see men fight for pay, or women, or some other kind of loot. They fight for land, or because a king makes them, or just because they like killing. But we're here for something new. This has not happened much, in the history of the world: We are an army out to set other men free. America should be free ground, all of it, from here to the Pacific Ocean. No man has to bow, no man born to royalty. Here we judge you by what you do, not by who your father was. Here you can be something. Here is the place to build a home. But it's not the land. There's always more land. It's the idea that we all have value, you and me. What we're fighting for, in the end. . . we're fighting for each other. Sorry. Didn't mean to preach."

Union Colonel Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain in Gettysburg.

"I was born a poor black child."

"The Jerk"

"BAYONETS!!"

Union Colonel Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain in Gettysburg.

"I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How have you been?"
"Grosse Pointe Blank"

"What was that?"

"We have an intruder on the premises, a black van."

"Where?"

"Try that big hole in the wall!"

Inspector Gadget and woman in Inspector Gadget.

"Oh, a sarcasm detector. Oh, that's a real useful invention."

Comic Book Guy in The Simpsons.

Leonard: Relax, it's just a dirty sock.
Sheldon: How on earth can you say "dirty sock" and "relax" in the same sentence?

"The Big Bang Theory"

"Sheldon: I know mother, but you're not fooling me. Every time you want to talk it means you want me listen."

Mrs. Cooper: "Then stop talking."

Sheldon: "Yes, Ma'am."

"The Big Bang Theory"

:lol: I'd hate to see his reaction to a dirty diaper!

"Have you any better suggestions?"

"Yes, one very much better. Make peace, you idiot!"

Field Marshal Keitel and Field Marshal Gerd von Runstedt in The Desert Fox: The Story of Rommel.

"All those mopes in bracelets and not one of them named Osama."

Det. James 'Jimmy' McNulty in The Wire.