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11 Nov 2018, 12:17 am

better yet, offer him or her a bribe.



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12 Nov 2018, 10:41 am

Oh, and don't forget to tell him about that person you have tied up in the trunk!



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12 Nov 2018, 1:20 pm

No matter your profession, refer to your boss exclusively as "dude," as in "Yo dude, I'm going to be a little late getting that paperwork finalized."



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12 Nov 2018, 1:23 pm

Use this emoji in everything you say online :roll:



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12 Nov 2018, 1:27 pm

Meow in the subways....after somebody, on the radio, expressed concern about people meowing on the subways....



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12 Nov 2018, 1:30 pm

Save time on showering by eating soap instead!



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13 Nov 2018, 12:32 am

eat a bucket of trans-fats.



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13 Nov 2018, 9:02 am

When you go on holiday in the Netherlands, make sure to shout words like "klootzak", "kutwijf" and "mafkees" out loud in public as much as possible.



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14 Nov 2018, 5:02 am

ask POTUS for a date



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14 Nov 2018, 2:47 pm

Interact with the general public.



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14 Nov 2018, 2:56 pm

Being bitten by a radioactive spider will give you superpowers.

Biting a spider while radioactive will give the spider superpowers.

And be sure to forget to show respect for the passing of Stan Lee.

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14 Nov 2018, 3:01 pm

Acting like the villains portrayed on ABC's "What Would You Do?" will make you very popular.



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14 Nov 2018, 9:18 pm

try to eat electricity.



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14 Nov 2018, 9:44 pm

When chopping super hot chillies , don't bother washing your hands , rub your your eyes if they itch and touch your bits as much as possible when you urinate


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14 Nov 2018, 9:50 pm

do jumping jacks under a spinning helicopter rotor.



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14 Nov 2018, 9:53 pm

Give kids nail guns to play with.