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but only if he is paid one Zimbabwen Dollar.

Is so rich that he uses US$10 bills as toilet paper. His wealth amounts to 200 billion Zimbo Dollars.

Is Nelson Mandella's bodyguard.

Has been communicating with the spirit of Copernicus, using his armpit hairs as receptors. So far, he hasn't gained any information of much value from these seances, other than one "mighty tasty" recipe for raspberry cheesecake.

Washes her dishes with liquid nitrogen, then sells them to Greek restaurants whose owners supply them to the patrons, and hey presto it smashing time.

Washes his dishes with pasta sauce then licks them dry.

Uses bananas as a form of currency

Refused to sell me his sword for fifty bananas. I'm considering throwing in a few kiwi fruit and pomegranates to sweeten the offer.

Lost such a colossal amount of weight that he was left with giant flaps of skin hanging off his body. He discovered that these enable him to jump off tall buildings and glide gently to the ground, much like a flying squirrel.

In a radical attempt to diet, eats 10 kilos of anti-matter every day. However there have been some side-effects. She accidentally passed wind and blew a whole town off the face of the planet.

^ If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when I eat sushi!

Built himself an enormous hamster wheel to run in, which almost generates all the power he needs to charge his electric toothbrush.

Delivers people's common sense to their doorsteps, for a fee of course.

Captured a kelpie from Loch Tay and uses it to plough fields.

Plants coins in the hope of growing a money tree. So far has not seen a return on his investment.

Noddy just told me that big ears is furious at him for passing on his secrets,
so I am not going to be able to divulge any information,
that may further incriminate him, at this point in our relationship.

Has given up hope of NASA ever rescuing him, so has planted some magic bean seeds in the hope they will grow all the way to Earth and he will be able to climb down them.