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27 Mar 2009, 6:55 am

oh my god! How did you know?

You did get a couple of things wrong though.

1) I'm in a sound studio on Mars where we faked the Moon Landing.

2) I'm not with NASA I'm with GNASA (the Gerontological Nasal Acussational
Speculum Association)

3) my magic beans are growing quite nicely, but I am actually training them towards Betelguise, which is apparently going to have a Vintage year.

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28 Mar 2009, 4:41 am

Always keeps a bicycle in the boot of his car
so he can still cycle home if his car gets stolen...

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28 Mar 2009, 5:30 am

Is ever hopeful that when ET visits Earth he will bring him space candy and Monopoly money.

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28 Mar 2009, 9:48 am

Was unfortunate that ET gave him space money, which is not legal tender on Earth and Space candy which is poisonous to humans.

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28 Mar 2009, 6:20 pm

Can produce pies from hammer space. But only when doing cosplay as Bomberman.

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28 Mar 2009, 6:36 pm

Got hammered in space and nailed on earth......

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28 Mar 2009, 7:32 pm

Got their hand amputated and replaced with a broom, for easier sweeping. Has since come to regret it.

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29 Mar 2009, 7:16 am

Had a plectrum surgically attached to his index finger. Has since regretted it, especially when picking his nose and going to the toilet.

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29 Mar 2009, 8:25 am

Has given birth to two baby boys, a rat and a salamander this year alone.

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29 Mar 2009, 10:06 am

Reproduces by division and cuttings. Every time he cuts his finger and toe nails there are another twenty i_wanna_blues!

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29 Mar 2009, 10:13 am

Stores his extra cash in his esophagus.

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29 Mar 2009, 10:27 am

Has naturally blue skin that he keeps covered up with make-up.

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29 Mar 2009, 10:59 am

Is about to be grabbed from behind by a tentacled alien. RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!

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29 Mar 2009, 3:26 pm

Wears a fake beard - if you look closely, you can see the rubber band round the back of his head.

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29 Mar 2009, 4:03 pm

Icheb wrote:

Has naturally blue skin that he keeps covered up with make-up.

So I'm a smurf? :lol:

Watches Barney the purple dinosaur.

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29 Mar 2009, 5:29 pm

Made Barney turn purple with one of his experiments......

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5h5ohd8298[/youtube]

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