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01 Apr 2009, 11:57 am

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01 Apr 2009, 12:06 pm

Thinks that it's bizarre to play chess with oneself. (Hey, I've done that, and also played many other games with myelf, so it can't be that bizarre, or... hmm...?)



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01 Apr 2009, 12:28 pm

(Yes, I do play chess with myself sometimes :lol: )

Plays all in American style wrestling with himself, throwing himself around the room. Unfortunately has never won a contest against himself yet.


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01 Apr 2009, 12:41 pm

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01 Apr 2009, 1:28 pm

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01 Apr 2009, 2:01 pm

AnnePande wrote:
Thinks that it's bizarre to play chess with oneself. (Hey, I've done that, and also played many other games with myelf, so it can't be that bizarre, or... hmm...?)

:lol: yeah that was pretty lame, guess i was in a rush... :oops:

prefers to sleep outside, on the side walk, despite owning a house.



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01 Apr 2009, 2:14 pm

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01 Apr 2009, 4:12 pm

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01 Apr 2009, 4:17 pm

Is unlikely to leave the office today - or at least until rescued by paramedics. As an April 1st prank someone put super-glue on his office chair and the keys of his computer. However, he has kept himself busy and has typed a hundred page document consisting entirely of asdfjkl; repeated over and over. Not much else he could do really.


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01 Apr 2009, 4:29 pm

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01 Apr 2009, 4:34 pm

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01 Apr 2009, 6:02 pm

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02 Apr 2009, 2:45 am

painted his dog blue, on my recommendation.



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02 Apr 2009, 3:49 am

Views the world through blue tinted spectacles; sings the blues; supports the 'blues' and has a touch of the blues.


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02 Apr 2009, 6:52 am

i_wanna_blue wrote:
AnnePande wrote:
Thinks that it's bizarre to play chess with oneself. (Hey, I've done that, and also played many other games with myelf, so it can't be that bizarre, or... hmm...?)

:lol: yeah that was pretty lame, guess i was in a rush... :oops:

prefers to sleep outside, on the side walk, despite owning a house.


Haha... maybe it's a kind of aspie thing to play games with oneself? :lol:

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02 Apr 2009, 2:53 pm

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