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Accidentally discovered the five finger death punch technique when trying to wake up a friend who had too much to drink at the party the night before and had passed out on the couch.

At night he is a kitchen vampire known as "Count Spatula"

Managed to install Microsoft Vista on his electric kettle, however he is getting steamed up because it refuses to boil unless he registers the licence. In the meantime, malicious hackers have installed several viruses on the device and are slowly converting his other kitchen appliances into a bot-net.

Is absolutist monarch-in-exile of a small island-nation off the coast of Paraguay.

Was actually used for motion capture in Spiderweb Software's Exile series.

Cooks oat porridge for breakfast in the computer.

Eats hot chips - directly out of the motherboard in her computer.

Gets tucked in at night by his computers motherboard.

As an alternative to using a computer mouse is trialling his pet hamster, it even has a wheel. Thus far the results aren't encouraging as the hamster bit him when trying to push its tail into the USB port.

Stood in front of a moving locomotive and did not suffer any injuries. It was later found out that it was a cardboard image of him, placed their in order to fake his death.

Tried to fake his death by jumping out of a plane without a parachute. Unfortunately he got muddled at the last moment and jumped himself leaving the cardboard i_wanna_blue behind.

Goes to work on a horse and cart. He explains to his boss that he cannot help being late for work everyday.

Can solve a rubix cube with his incredibly dexterous earlobes. Blindfolded.

Can expose photographic film using her will power alone to generate photographs.

Has never brushed his teeth once in his life. Uses his breath to stun his victims, before dragging them into his cave...

Cavorts naked with pixies every Summer's night when there is a full moon in the flower meadow.