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richie
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05 Apr 2009, 4:41 am

Cavorts naked covered in blood around a bonfire every equinox and solstice....


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05 Apr 2009, 4:49 am

Avoids everyone who has a large knife every equinox and solstice :wink:


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05 Apr 2009, 11:31 am

Transformed into a piece of cheese.


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05 Apr 2009, 12:29 pm

Transformed into a bath sponge - and is being used by a bunch of men at a rugby club 8O :pale:


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05 Apr 2009, 1:06 pm

Expired on the 5th of October 2008



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05 Apr 2009, 1:15 pm

Must be eaten within the next three days or disposed of as a health hazard.


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06 Apr 2009, 11:03 am

Chews his food with his eyelids.



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06 Apr 2009, 11:44 am

Sleeps underwater.


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richie
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06 Apr 2009, 2:08 pm

Shaves with a guillotine... 8O


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06 Apr 2009, 2:31 pm

Has devoted his life to promoting the rights of transgender hedgehogs.


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06 Apr 2009, 3:29 pm

Has a pet goldfish. She takes it for a swim on a leash in the gutter every time it rains.


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06 Apr 2009, 7:40 pm

ate Philothea's original goldfish and replaced it with a radio active one 2 weeks ago...


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06 Apr 2009, 8:09 pm

Ate my new radioactive goldfish, and sprouted forehead tentacles as a result.


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06 Apr 2009, 9:30 pm

Is actually the newest type of checkerboard building android.


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07 Apr 2009, 5:10 am

Drives a car which runs on dirty laundry water.



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07 Apr 2009, 6:11 am

Decided it would be more efficient to wash his clothes and himself at the same time, so he visits the launderette once per week and climbs into a large washing machine and gets someone else to turn it on. He claims it is better than any fairground ride he has ever been on, but it does leave him feeling a little sea sick. His clothes and him come out sparklingly clean.


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