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Owns said laundrette.

Saw I-wanna-blue in the washing machine and moved the dial on to boil-wash

After placing the postman in the washing machine on boil wash and adding fabric softener, he made a video of the incident and posted it on YouTube, entitiling it 'Killing you Softly'.

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Plans to go over Niagara falls while inside a working washing machine to set a brand new world record. However, he hasn't found a power lead long enough yet.

Learned the hard way that wireless extension cords are only available one day per year.
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Held a seance with his microwave oven and summoned the ghost of Christmas dinner past.

Swallows with a sarcophagus instead of an esophagus

Has lunch every week with his mummy, but hates the chore of unwrapping her first.

Is wondering who is wrapped a little too tight, his mummy or his mommy...

Goes on extreme adventure holidays wrestling alligators and swimming with sharks. Is still terrified of house spiders in the bath though.

Is a time traveller so he is his own grandfather

Hello son! Or should that be dad?

Is not actually a ghost in the machine, but actually the ghost of christmas past.

Is the reincarnation of Long John Silver. Is glad to be rid of the wooden leg, but misses his parrot.

Is secretly the boss of the underground banana black market, head of the Chiquita cartel.


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Has just blown his cover as an agent. Will be getting a visit soon from "the boys".

"Is that a banana in your pocket or are you about to shoot me?"