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EnglishJess
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16 Feb 2012, 2:38 pm

We no longer hear her shouting and crying.
In a way, we are relieved.

the_beautiful_mess
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17 Feb 2012, 12:48 pm

They said it was flu... who's laughing now?

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Prism
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17 Feb 2012, 4:10 pm

" Death is merely a transitional phase into something else, thus death is but an illusion. Life is an eternity of changing."

Tis true when you consider the conservation of matter and conservation of energy.

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Just came back on, for idk, nobody seems to agree with anything I say on here... just makes me feel even more alone.

Hexagon
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20 Feb 2012, 9:15 am

I planned on having my ashes released into space... (actually on the stone)

syzygyish
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21 Feb 2012, 7:22 am

Hey, I donated all my organs to science!
So how come they buried this little box?

Oh...
They didn't want my brain cell!

:oops:

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syzygyish
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21 Feb 2012, 9:45 am

I finally got laid

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shrox
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21 Feb 2012, 11:57 am

"Was upsetting to atheists."

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21 Feb 2012, 10:40 pm

syzygyish wrote:

I finally got laid

tehee

syzygyish
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24 Feb 2012, 9:49 am

Immortality... missed it by That much...

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Paulie_C
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27 Feb 2012, 6:05 am

'He thought it was just a cold but the coffin got the best of him'

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27 Feb 2012, 6:08 am

it's not the coughin' that carries you off, but the coffin they carry you off in.

syzygyish
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07 Mar 2012, 6:51 am

It's not often that i get an excuse to not show up at work as convenient as this is.
(coughin)

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syzygyish
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10 Mar 2012, 6:52 am

forced and foul my excuses fall on shallow ground now

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EnglishJess
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10 Mar 2012, 7:07 am

Some loved her
Most hated her

syzygyish
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10 Mar 2012, 7:14 am

F**K

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10 Mar 2012, 7:15 am

syzygyish wrote:

F**K

can virgins say That?

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