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ahayes
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23 Mar 2007, 11:29 am

Because I take extreme displeasure at being talked on the phone, I describe, in vivid detail, what was done to the woman in the latest bondage porno I watched while you call me.

I call the next person, and ask them if they would like to be a pepper.



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23 Mar 2007, 12:28 pm

I send a Hitman to kill you for asking that.

I Knight the next poster.


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23 Mar 2007, 12:32 pm

yay

i will give the next person 1 call



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23 Mar 2007, 1:11 pm

you already have the phone.

I give the next person an invite to a party


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23 Mar 2007, 5:06 pm

what kind of party? :wink:

i invite the next person along to gatecrash...


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23 Mar 2007, 5:19 pm

Its my party... I don't have to

I ask the next person to bring food and drinks :D


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23 Mar 2007, 5:21 pm

Oh, ok then....

i dance with the next person ...


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23 Mar 2007, 5:22 pm

Ok

the next person chooses the song


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23 Mar 2007, 5:24 pm

one of those slow songs with the romantic dancing :wink:


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23 Mar 2007, 5:26 pm

I dance with the previous person :lol:

I hug the next person ;)


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23 Mar 2007, 5:27 pm

i accept the hug,

i kiss the next person :wink:


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23 Mar 2007, 5:28 pm

*kiss* :lol:

I say goodnight to the next person (I gotta start homework)


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23 Mar 2007, 5:29 pm

Awww..... hugs and waves at Raph

the next person will cheer me up with a joke :cry:


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23 Mar 2007, 8:09 pm

Aspie_for_the_Lord wrote:
Awww..... hugs and waves at Raph

the next person will cheer me up with a joke :cry:

Archimedes, Pascal, and Newton are playing
hide-and-seek.
Archimedes covers his eyes and starts counting.
Pascal looks around and hides behind a bush.
Newton grabs a stick and scrapes a one meter by one
meter square in the
dirt and stands in it. Otherwise he does not hide
at all.
Archimedes opens his eyes and looks around. Of
course, he immediately
sees Newton and calls "I see Newton"
Newton calmly says "But hang on, one Newton in a
square meter is a Pascal!"

the next person will throw a tomato at someone in CAN for me



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23 Mar 2007, 8:11 pm

sure and while I'm at it I will launch a tomato at them with a piece of PVC and an airgun

I liquify the next person's bones.



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23 Mar 2007, 8:12 pm

Gilb wrote:
Aspie_for_the_Lord wrote:
Awww..... hugs and waves at Raph

the next person will cheer me up with a joke :cry:

Archimedes, Pascal, and Newton are playing
hide-and-seek.
Archimedes covers his eyes and starts counting.
Pascal looks around and hides behind a bush.
Newton grabs a stick and scrapes a one meter by one
meter square in the
dirt and stands in it. Otherwise he does not hide
at all.
Archimedes opens his eyes and looks around. Of
course, he immediately
sees Newton and calls "I see Newton"
Newton calmly says "But hang on, one Newton in a
square meter is a Pascal!"

the next person will throw a tomato at someone in CAN for me


:lol: :lol: :lol: that was funny.

the next person tells another joke...


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