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Anubis
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02 Apr 2007, 7:51 pm

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*Teleports back up to fleet and sends marines to search for some intruders and animals*

*Launches 10 grade A antimatter missiles at planet*

*Fleet enters hyperspace*


I done told you yur dead!! !


In this thread, you respawn after 10 seconds in a random location.


You have a transdimensionalphasic signature that makes you detectable everywhere, at detection you are burninated instantly by Celcias superior burninating cannons.


One other rule... NO SPAWN KILLING

*Sends 100000000 rabid hellhounds to rip ahayes to shreds*


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02 Apr 2007, 7:54 pm

I freeze anubis... he is not dead but he cannot move think or attack


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02 Apr 2007, 8:02 pm

Anubis wrote:
ahayes wrote:
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ahayes wrote:
Anubis wrote:
*Teleports back up to fleet and sends marines to search for some intruders and animals*

*Launches 10 grade A antimatter missiles at planet*

*Fleet enters hyperspace*


I done told you yur dead!! !


In this thread, you respawn after 10 seconds in a random location.


You have a transdimensionalphasic signature that makes you detectable everywhere, at detection you are burninated instantly by Celcias superior burninating cannons.


One other rule... NO SPAWN KILLING

*Sends 100000000 rabid hellhounds to rip ahayes to shreds*


I cast a wave of holy destroying them all.



yvaN_ehT_nioJ
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03 Apr 2007, 7:22 am

I somehow escape and get my HUGE army of Imperial Guards to attack Ahayes.


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03 Apr 2007, 7:44 am

I cast extended sanctuary and make disparaging remarks about your parentage.



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03 Apr 2007, 11:43 am

My brother just got a new bo (and he came back to life...)
He attacks yvan and I use Ultima and Death to take down his army of Imperial Guards.


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03 Apr 2007, 2:36 pm

*stands there quietly offering himself as a mercenary*



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03 Apr 2007, 2:59 pm

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*With my new attack speed I attack all the members that have posted this far with my lazer before anyone can fight back, then I slice Leporidae and steal her cake*


After laying down on the floor in chopped-up bits for a good hour in a comidical fashion, it was starting to irritate her. "Medic!" A butler in a nurse outfit walks up with a tray of many assorted tools such as a sponge, butcher's knife, a plot device, super glue, and some pie. The butler spreaded glue onto Leporidae and started to put Leporidae together much as if he was trying to fix a difficult jigsaw puzzle.

The end result? Exactly the same as before except the buttler putted the feet on the wrong legs. Trying her best to put on her now not-so-fitting shoes, she fails and angredly throws the shoes at the poster after the next. Unfortanitly, Leporidae was standing by a sign with that exact word on it, so she now has bruises on her face. So instead, she threw the shoes at the next poster who says "And then".

Still infuriated, she grabs the sponge and the butcher's knife. She dices up the sponge, baked it in the oven for 30-40 minuets, sprinkles with parmazan cheese, and now has 5 servings of something tottaly worthless. She now concluded that it's better to never ever do that again and instead ingest the whole pie. Unfortanitly, her tummy started to feel not so good. So she takes the plot device and applies it to her shoulder. Now she has immunity to all sweet-based attacks for no apperant resond.

Deciding that it would be best to not let anything go to waste, she grabs the butler/nurse and swings him around like a pole. With this attack, she hits the next three posters and the previous poster.



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03 Apr 2007, 3:15 pm

But my army somehow survives and I kill your sibling.

Anyway, some of my commandos are being attacked by two towering machines of somesort that someone made and they're destroyed.


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6WyEPgxO8o&mode=related&search=[/youtube]


This video was made by someone that recorded a part in HL2. HL2 was made by Valve.


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04 Apr 2007, 2:21 pm

what about the other siblings *little brother shoots you, little sister runs you over.*

I take this free time to capture martin_nyc, and begin torture :twisted:


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04 Apr 2007, 3:51 pm

They shoot me and run me over but due to the type of armor I'm wearing, I remain unscathed. Then I attack your other siblings with my chainsword and they suffer a quick and painful death. Then I continue to attack whatever forces you (Raph522) have left.


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04 Apr 2007, 7:40 pm

I eat Yvan's head, and then walk away as if nothing has happened.


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04 Apr 2007, 7:42 pm

:D
I poisoned yvan before that, you die from the poison, yvan dies from lack of head


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04 Apr 2007, 7:51 pm

yvan_eht_nioj wrote:
I somehow escape and get my HUGE army of Imperial Guards to attack Ahayes.


Your army of imperial guards is destroyed with a single firebolt.



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05 Apr 2007, 7:08 am

I miraculously come back to life and my army rises up as zombies...now I have an undead intelligent army. I cut the torso of the next person in half.


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05 Apr 2007, 1:27 pm

*Parries attack*

*Fires intense microwave radiation at Yvan*


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