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Does my butt look big in this?

And the stupid response would be: yes!

Even if it's the honest response.
Because, you know, lying is an important trait, apparently.

Never,ever,ever drink actual pure & natural water
Only ever drink coffee tea alcohol & carbonated sugar water
All that stuff about them needing more H2O to metabolise out of your system than they supply is un-scientific rubbish
Your body absolutely adores being in a perpetual state of dehydration
And the risk of getting diabetes is just an urban myth
also the black dye in coca-cola is essential human nutrition

I believe the whole unable to divide by zero concept is an alien conspiracy to prevent us from learning the secrets of the universe.

The only way to subdue the rabbits is to hit them with plungers.

I can put my leg behind my head.

Oh wait... You mean I have to spend my money? i thought it was like scoring points or something...

Something really stupid.

So here's the deal. I got my equipment, armor, sword and headed out. I went to the woods to find some monsters to slay, but all I found were these rat like creatures with tails full of deadly needles. I think my levels were too high or something because they all kept running away. I did actually mange to get a few of them with surprise attacks. But the thing I don't get though is why I didn't get any money or items by defeating them. I mean I feel kind of ticked off here that i put all the effort into slaying these things and i can't even pay for the supplies I used. Hell, I didn't even get any experience points. What kind of f****d up world is this?

Argh! My wolfsuit is dirty! *goes berserk*

The only way to subdue plungers is to submerge them in rabbits

I can put my lego under my ego

How to solve a Rubiks cube:
Just keep twisting it randomly.You'll get lucky right away

I believe everything on the internet. After all, computers can't lie.

I am a nigerian lawyer that needs you to help me store money offshore
in order to avoid taxes.Send me all your money & as my client I will make you
rolling in free cash.

my hovercraft is full of eels....

All Canadians know Celine Dion
& say eh?
eh ?

It dawned on me in the evening
that the repetitions i had been mourning
were see-sawing yawning
and boring
holes in the awning