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08 Sep 2007, 6:35 pm

Granted! But it sees Bush is in charge and it goes back home.

I wish for decent/original tv programs.


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08 Sep 2007, 6:43 pm

Granted but most of them are remakes of TV shows from the 1950s & are BORING!

I wish someone could teach me how to flirt with girls.


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08 Sep 2007, 6:55 pm

Granted, but you end up taking it too far, and girls think you're a nerd in the field of dating.


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08 Sep 2007, 6:58 pm

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Granted, but you end up taking it too far, and girls think you're a nerd in the field of dating.


I would have said the lessons are for outdated/lame flirting techniques and cost all your money.

I wish my neighbors' stereo would break, all their tapes, cds, records, etc would burn up or melt and they never get another audio system and NEVER EVER GET THE MACARENA TAPE OR CD AGAIN!


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08 Sep 2007, 7:14 pm

lol.

I wish that I had a hermit crab.


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08 Sep 2007, 7:20 pm

Granted but instead of getting a hermit crab, you get crabs for a while.

I wish I could get a job at a bookstore, posh hotel, or movie theater.


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08 Sep 2007, 7:23 pm

Granted, but the customers treat you like dirt, and the pay is poor.


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08 Sep 2007, 7:25 pm

whiteskunk wrote:
I wish my neighbors' stereo would break, all their tapes, cds, records, etc would burn up or melt and they never get another audio system and NEVER EVER GET THE MACARENA TAPE OR CD AGAIN!


granted, but your neighbors form an acoustic macarena band and start giving very loud macarena lessons.

I wish I had a chicken sandwich.



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08 Sep 2007, 7:29 pm

Granted but it tastes like crap!

I wish I had a tuna sandwich.


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08 Sep 2007, 7:29 pm

Granted, but the meat is very poor quality, and you die from AIDS.

I wish that I could jump off a cliff and not die.


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08 Sep 2007, 8:07 pm

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Granted, but the meat is very poor quality, and you die from AIDS.

I wish that I could jump off a cliff and not die.


Granted. But you get an atomic wedgy from the bungee cord.

I wish for a round trip airline ticket to Japan for a three week stay. Stay at a nice/clean hotel and lots of money/Yen to buy stuff.


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09 Sep 2007, 10:46 am

granted but you stay in a place where no-one speaks english and you speak no japanese so are unable to buy anything or go anywhere.

I wish I was pretty as a ladybird


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09 Sep 2007, 11:17 am

Granted. But you look like Hank Hill's dog "Lady Bird"

I wish for different color ink cartridges for my printer.


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09 Sep 2007, 11:35 am

Granted, but they are pink and smudge very easily.

I wish I didn't get so nervous when talking to girls.


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09 Sep 2007, 11:44 am

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Granted, but they are pink and smudge very easily.

I wish I didn't get so nervous when talking to girls.


*Breaking from the spirit of the thread*

Granted! You go out and can speak confidently to any woman you want to. Your nervousness is gone.

I wish for something to clean all these pink ink cartridge smudges off. And I wish for a cute Geisha who knows shiatsu massage.


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09 Sep 2007, 5:59 pm

Granted but I don't know which wish you would like for me to corrupt.

I wish I was a superhero, regardless if I had powers or no powers.


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