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11 May 2009, 3:33 pm

Autism is caused by troll bashing and cultivating a dislike for sports....


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11 May 2009, 8:49 pm

Autism is caused by our shapeshifting 4th dimentional reptillian overlords.



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12 May 2009, 12:19 am

50% of the cases are caused by the lack of an open mind. (PPR, anyone?)


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12 May 2009, 5:21 am

Autism is caused by he over-use of emoticons :?: :?:
:!: :!: :evil: :P :? 8) :( :wink: :arrow: :idea:

and pelling istakes! :roll: :twisted:


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12 May 2009, 10:31 am

autism is caused by straight lines in a world of spirality.



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13 May 2009, 11:09 am

Autism is caused by use of Internet Explorer at least once. Oops.


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13 May 2009, 12:01 pm

Autism is caused by a joy of watching this.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uZr3JWYdy8&feature=related[/youtube]


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14 May 2009, 11:52 am

Autism is caused by the gaining of common sense.
Nt'ism is overrated.


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14 May 2009, 2:48 pm

Autism is caused by not spending enough time on Wrong Planet.. :P


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14 May 2009, 3:13 pm

richie wrote:
Autism is caused by not spending enough time on Wrong Planet.. :P

I thought it was the other way around! :?:


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14 May 2009, 3:32 pm

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Autism is caused by NT's.

If there were no Neurotypicals in the world there would have never been any Autistics!

That's right.

Autism is caused by quiet places, lack of social exposure, lack of light/sound/other sensory stimuli, and the access to a limited amount of information narrowed down to only a few topics.



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28 May 2009, 2:18 am

Autism is caused by reading 8 pages of what autism is caused by.

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28 May 2009, 6:50 am

Autism is caused by forced socialisation, television show hosts and overcrowding.



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28 May 2009, 7:51 am

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EVERYTHING IS CAUSED BY HYPNOTOAD


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28 May 2009, 9:12 am

^Lol, Hypnotoad. :lol:

But seriously, no. Autism is caused by Stephen King. We all know this.
Or maybe..... Randall Flagg caused it, and if that's the truth, we're all screwed.


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28 May 2009, 12:44 pm

Autism is caused by Scientologists who believe aliens brought over autism 6,000 years ago.


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