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27 Feb 2013, 10:34 am

Ha! I shall defeat your simple easy-to-use logical operation system with...

The most horrifying invention ever to come into existence in the known universe:

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27 Feb 2013, 11:13 am

Fortunately modern drives now deal with such an infestation automatically:

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27 Feb 2013, 11:20 am

A force truly evil is not so easily deterred...

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27 Feb 2013, 1:26 pm

Let me just scratch up that disc again.

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27 Feb 2013, 3:10 pm

Clearly a cheap toy - damaged while cutting bread:

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27 Feb 2013, 4:07 pm

Well, the knife *was* up against bread like this:

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27 Feb 2013, 5:35 pm

Mmm, looks good. I'll have that now, I think...

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27 Feb 2013, 6:37 pm

Still hungry?

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27 Feb 2013, 10:42 pm

Reading the instructions in this book taught the foolish bread maker how not to let his work go to rot

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28 Feb 2013, 9:31 am

Alas... Just as the (now qualified) baker was taking the wonderful bread out of the oven... disaster struck...

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28 Feb 2013, 7:35 pm

Keanu Reeves and his skilled team of contractors will get right on it as soon as they're off their break.

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28 Feb 2013, 7:43 pm

Too slow - the real crew has arrived.

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28 Feb 2013, 8:06 pm

Unfortunately, Gargamel is currently laid up with a hernia.

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His warlock cousin should be able to take care of those little blue irritants, though.

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28 Feb 2013, 8:29 pm

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01 Mar 2013, 1:46 pm

Too bad your friend wasn't better at skateboarding...

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01 Mar 2013, 7:47 pm

He should have used a more robust board:

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