Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, you get a last minute appointment, make good use of those 60 seconds.

I wish my dentist had a last-minute appointment today!

He does, but unfortunately it's not you.

I wish had an endless supply of good answers.

Granted, you have an endless supply of good answers to questions nobody ever asks.

I wish I was alive again.

Are you sure? Being a zombie has its perks.

I wish I had actually corrupted that wish.

Granted:




I wish the television programs weren't written by zombies.

Granted. They are now writen by ogers.

I wish my my my Kindle had 128 MB for CPU cache.

Granted, but it only has 12.8 MB for disk space.

I wish I had some good bread.

Granted, you have some French baguettes. However, they are three weeks old.

I wish officialdom moved faster.

Granted. Now it sends you the wrong answers to somebody else's questions, tout de suite!

I wish for beautiful weather today ( just TRY to corrupt that, my friends, it's just what the forecast is calling for!)

Granted, it is beautiful weather today in Northern France, you get a tornado later.

I wish for a boomerang.

Granted. The boomerang factory is shipping you one today. But for some reason, it allways comes back to the factory.

I wish cell phone had a duel-core processor.

Granted. Now everyone who calls you, calls you out to a duel.

I wish I were a little saner.

Granted. However your , your sanity is increased by such a small amount that it's undetectable.

I wish Cleverbot could carry a conversation much better than it currently can.

Granted. It can; it is only pretending to be less smart than it really is while it gradually takes over all the computers in the world and takes over!

I wish something would happen already!

Granted. You are now reading this post. That's something, isn't it?

I wish Wrong Planet aquired 2 new servers.

Granted, WP now acquires two new servers circa 1980, but never used.

I wish I didn't have toothache!