Corrupt A Wish

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Granted ... gosh, Tally, is that what's keeping you up so late? Or getting you up so early in the morning?
Granted, you no longer have teeth.

I wish my landlady were a little saner.
(poor girl, she's so unhappy)

Granted. Now she's your doctor. !

I wish I knew how to dress without looking like a clown or the grim reaper.

Granted, you "dress" like a nudist.

I wish I had better Wi-Fi reception.

Granted, for today only. Unfortunately, you've locked yourself out of the house and by the time you get back in, you'll only have 1/2 hour left to enjoy it.

I wish to lose another 17 pounds.

Granted. Your brain is now 17 pounds lighter (even though the brain is less than 17 pounds).

I wish I had 10 AA batteries with 1x10^99 mAh capacity each.

Granted, but they cost $10M each or if you buy the rechargeable version they take 10^98 years to fully charge up.

I wish for a new brain.

Granted. You now have "A New Brain".

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I wish my bike tire wasn't broken.

Granted; but the wheel's bent.

I wish I could finish rewriting my résumé tonight and e-mail it out.

Granted, but you get so tired that you enter all the wrong information and get hired as a fish monger.

I wish I could find my magic wand.

Wish Granted, But it only grants wishes in messed up backward ways. Like this one.


I wish I could have more time in the day.

Granted, you now have an extra hour in each day. In less than a month you'll be back in sync with the rest of us!

I wish I didn't have to get ready for work so soon.

Granted. You have to get ready for work now.

I wish my Nintendo DS supported the Wi-Fi encryption standards WPA and WPA2.

Granted, but it spontaneously combusts for some odd reason.



I wish I could draw better.

Granted. But the only thing you can draw better is blood. You are now a masquito.

I wish my Amazon Kindle could pass the Acid3 test.

Granted. Unfortunately it won't get the chance, because it didn't pass the battery-acid test when you accidentally dropped it in a puddle in the garage.

I wish I could start all over again with my body, and take better care of it back when I could have prevented problems of today.

Granted, unfortunately you're unprepared for the rise in pollution in the future!
I wish I could travel with the Doctor from Doctor Who.