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Granted, but your forearms will suddenly quadruple in size upon ingestion of said vegetable.

I wish I could have sushi for dinner tonight, instead of tomorrow.

Granted; you get to finish off the rest of last week's fish made into sushi. I hope you feel better soon!

I wish the cute guy at pt would ask me out on a date.

Granted, he takes you to the most expensive and exclusive restaurant in town where you have the best things on the menu washed down with vintage champagne, then he tells you he's lost his wallet.

I wish WP mods were paid.

Granted; your pay will be wired to you from the Central Bank of Nigeria as soon as you provide all your account information.

I wish my executive functioning weren't so disfunctional.

Granted once you learn to spell dysfunctional

I wish the internet had an automatic typo orrection system

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Granted. But that Orrection system makes no sense, as there is no such word as orrection. (was that on purpose, strapples?)

I wish that My bunny would let me pet her more.

Granted, but you become so addicted that you eventually waste away.

I wish my room would clean itself.

granted but the robots to do it cost 5000 dollars a month for life!

I wish for a lifetime supply of air conditioning bill payments (UGGG SO HOT. AND NOT THE GOOD KIND)

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Granted: you've got the payments but can't find a competent contractor to repair your malfunctioning air conditioner.

I wish I could make up my mind.

Granted, but the lipstick smudges your neuro-receptors.

I wish every day was as pleasant as today. (not too hot or cold, sunny with a nice, soft breeze)

Granted, but you live in an environmentally-controlled dome and are studied by simians all day.

I wish I were more optimistic.

Granted. "Optimism is when you fall off a 100 story building and, halfway down, say 'So far so good!'"

I wish my Kindle had a 4,500 mAh LiP battery that was the same weight and dimentions as its current 1,750 mAh LiP battery.

Granted! its made by sony (the one that made the exploding dell batteries) and well has the same fate as a dell battery... BOOM. kindle go bye bye.

I wish to have a free iPad

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Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

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Granted. But the only reason the iPad is free is because it's actually a pad for your eyes. You have an eyePad! Why do you want an iPad, btw?

I wish people finally realized that the iPad can do everything but any one thing it does is done poorly.

Granted! now i dont want one LOL

I wish that we had an ultimate Android powered tablet type thingy similar to the Kindle in tthinness and stuff but with multiple apps

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM