The Really Bad Advice Thread

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As you wash the batteries down with ginger ale , hum ‘You Light Up My Life ‘!

with a gasoline chaser

Offer advice to two people who are fighting and include psychological insight to why they are fighting.

Go round your local supermarket slapping random woman shoppers and saying "That's MY ice cream you've got in there".

Instead of holding doors open for others, push them closed.

If someone tells you that they are going to see a film and you have already seen it , tell them the ending , they'll appreciate it.

Or go to the theater with them and repeat the entire dialogue of the movie as it's playing

Or

When a particularly exciting scene is about to come on, shout, "WATCH THIS!" (Something I really can't stand).

If you really want to enjoy a film watch it with someone with verbal diarrhea who constantly asks you whats's going on.

use arsenic sauce in place of gravy.

offer to work on building the border wall 12 hours a day for free.

better yet, pay that man with all your life savings as well as your childrens' college funds.

If you have a pet cat, remember that cats are social animals and they would love to have the company of some mice or gerbils. Don’t even bother with a cage, because the cat will be sure to keep them safe as they frolic throughout the house.

Go shopping tomorrow and make sure to visit the ‘Returns’ department.

Post on an Incel forum your WP user name

Don't forget to brag with you incel mates about how stupid the forum is and nobody fell for your crap , also make up other lies so your incel buddies think your cool but actually you have to lie to impress them - colossal failure indeed