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granted but we all contract the common cold and are perminantly sick

i wish that i was neurotypical

Granted, but you're now only capable of talking about celebrity shenanigans.

I wish for a wish......

i cant think of anything more boring than celebrities

granted but to redeem your wish you have to phone a telephone department and get transferred and put on hold for at least 4 hours before talking to someone that can speak english and they tell you that you have called the wrong number then they hang up

i wish i hadnt just wrecked my shoes by not putting them on properly and breaking the backs of them

Granted. You put on a pair of 4-inch heels instead, careful you don't fall and break your own back!

I wish my stomach would settle down.

wish granted you develop a bowel obstruction

i wish that i could sleep for more than 5 and a quater hours each night

Granted, but you cannot control your sleep and end up sleeping for more than 18 hours each day... I wish for: some new sneakers.

Granted. There are now some people waiting until night to sneak into your house and steal your stuff.

I wish Internet Explorer could pass the Acid3 test.

Granted, though I don't know why you'd want to give up Firefox anyway.

I wish instead of lending tools to/from Harry, I could just move in with him and we'd share them.

I don't know who Harry is so I can't corrupt your wish, but I'll try anyways. Granted. For some reason, the universe is pulled into a singarity and life as we know it ends just because you moved in with Harry.

I wish the world know I used Google Chrome AND NOT Firefox!

Granted, but the world still doesn't know why you give a damn about IE.

I wish it were a pretty, sunny day today so I could use the clothesline instead of the electric dryer.

Granted but the clothesline costs more than the dryer!

I wish that it was the future and we had flying cars!

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Granted, but people drive pretty much the same way people drive now and those on the ground are constantly dodging falling shrapnel and automotive parts.


I wish for lasik surgery.

Granted its painful as hell and did not fix a thing!

I wish to have a truck load of pvc and latex and neoprene delivered to my house.

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

granted but the truck caught fire in the driveway to your house and it all burned into goo

i wish that i could read everyones mind but not at once or id be suffering from schizophrenia

Granted. You select the person who's mind you want to read by pointing at them and saying "Hocus Pocus! I will now read your mind!" at the top of your voice. Soon after that, their thoughts will appear in your e-mail inbox for you to literally "read".

I wish there were no [url=this site because this is a dead link. what did you expect from a link called dead link? sheesh!]dead links[/url].