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15 May 2009, 7:05 am

Uses a horse and cart as a means of transport. Instead of feeding the horse, he fills it up with petrol.



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15 May 2009, 1:14 pm

Tried to run his car on muesli but the results were not impressive.


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15 May 2009, 2:16 pm

Attempted to run his beard on Nitrous Oxide, and lost his beard in the resulting 'Flaming Beard Attack'.


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15 May 2009, 2:28 pm

Cooks his dinner in potholes.



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15 May 2009, 6:46 pm

Uses old shoe fragrance as an aftershave.....


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16 May 2009, 2:22 am

Has such a long beard he was offered a place playing alongside ZZ Top.


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16 May 2009, 10:42 am

He is very old and he's a ninja!


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16 May 2009, 10:45 am

Are cartoon people any less valid?



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16 May 2009, 12:19 pm

King Midas saying "I knew I shouldn't have touched my face!"


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16 May 2009, 1:35 pm

his favourite flavour ice cream is Garlic flavour. 8O



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16 May 2009, 1:45 pm

Enjoys vanilla flavour ice cream with a little cheese sauce and a sprinkle of gravel.


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17 May 2009, 12:07 am

Flavors his ice-cream with casu marzu 8O


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17 May 2009, 5:09 am

Eats soup from an old boot, it adds flavour, but not nearly so much as my casu marzu ice-cream :eew:


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17 May 2009, 6:39 am

Laughs out loud during funerals and is utterly distraught at weddings.



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17 May 2009, 11:18 am

i_wanna_blue wrote:
Laughs out loud during funerals and is utterly distraught at weddings.


That's not far off the truth actually!! !

Has deep insight and can read the mind of everyone he comes into contact with.


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17 May 2009, 11:24 am

I won't ask what was your mood at your own wedding then. :lol:

Pays me $500 an hour to convey what other people think of him. So far only words used by Gordon Ramsay have been used towards him. :lol: :wink: