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granted now all dead links redirect to google

i wish that microsoft would just die and let open source code and smaller programming groups rule the world (insert evil laugh here).

Granted, but they soon get corrupted and end up just as bad as MS.

I wish American stores sold more bras in small band/large cup sizes.

granted but they cost over 1300 dollars

i wish that i had a working betamax

Granted but all your tapes have been stolen.

I wish I had an mp3 copy that doesn't skip (unlike the copy I have, burned from a skipping LP) of the soundtrack from the Broadway show Eubie!.

Granted but instead of skipping it leaps whole minutes at a time and leaves you wondering... "Why did that song go so fast?" I wish for: The ability to see the past/future.

granted but you can only see the past\future through the eyes of a brick wall in a public toilet.....gross

i wish for better analouge tv reception

Granted, but now you don't have a TV.

I wish for savant skills.

Granted. You can now curse backwards in French while reciting the Deliverence software enciphered with the Ceasarian Cipher (D) in sign language.

I wish my computer stopped having Stop Errors every time it boots up.

granted you now get syntax errors
also whats a savant skill
i wish for people to follow an obvious logic that makes their actions make sence

Granted; that rules out LOVE, too bad.

I wish mosquitoes would perish from the Earth.

wish granted but because of this a lot of birds die because they cant eat the mosquitos and it causes the food chain to malfunction every creature serves a pourpose
i wish that i could speak fluent german

Granted; but it's 12th-century German, so it doesn't help you to communicate in the present.

I wish I could read & write Latin & Greek fluently.

Granted, but now you can't speak or read English.

I wish George R.R. Martin would hurry up and publish his next book.

Granted; in such a hurry that the plot is full of inconsistencies for lack of editing.

I wish I had a great idea and all the ingredients for a vegetarian meal for the monks tomorrow.

Granted, but it turns out they'd rather have meat.

I wish it were 2012 already.

Granted; unfortunately you were to have won the lottery in October, 2010. Too bad.

I wish ... I wish. Some random, unspecified, free-floating wish. I wish ... PMS sucks. I wish no PMS.