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18 May 2009, 2:19 pm

Got accepted as a police officer without going through training, simply by claiming that he is "racist against everybody."


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18 May 2009, 2:30 pm

Is in trouble with PETA for supposed animal cruelty with his latest invention. "The ultimate fresh milk shaker". Insert one cow into the machine which is then shaken vigorously and the milk subsequently extracted automatically and flavoured and deposited into a glass ready to drink.


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19 May 2009, 11:27 am

Needs less beta-carotine and more sun screen.



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19 May 2009, 11:33 am

Wears a hat made from carrots as a sun block.


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19 May 2009, 11:38 am

Pops his popcorn with dynamite.



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19 May 2009, 12:17 pm

Uses nitroglycerine as a laxative. Just don't pat him on the back after he's taken his medication. 8O


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19 May 2009, 2:01 pm

Uses plastic explosives to clean his room.


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19 May 2009, 2:03 pm

Gargles with nitric acid.


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19 May 2009, 4:54 pm

TallyMan wrote:
Gargles with nitric acid.

...And then rinses with acetone 8O :!: Image :!:


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19 May 2009, 6:37 pm

Is able to reverse time in the form of outtakes and blooper reels. Not sure how it works.


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20 May 2009, 3:23 am

Has a clock that runs backwards. When the alarm goes off it is time to go to bed. He doesn't know whether to get it repaired or use it as the basis for a time machine.


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20 May 2009, 6:19 am

Is opening up a Bizarre Bazaar where he will sell any ideas of what to post in this thread.



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20 May 2009, 2:05 pm

Is offering me £10,000 to invest in my bizarre bazaar. :wink:


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20 May 2009, 4:24 pm

Jumps into a bath of scolding hot water everyday. He says it helps open the pores.



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20 May 2009, 4:30 pm

i_wanna_blue wrote:
Jumps into a bath of scolding hot water everyday. He says it helps open the pores.


(Oh the irony! I'm doing some plumbing work on the house at the moment and for a couple of days we've not had any hot water. Tonight I had a freezing cold shower. FREEZING! I've got icicles hanging off my &$*%)

Entertains his friends by waterboarding them and pulling their finger nails out!


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20 May 2009, 4:39 pm

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Sorry to hear that.

Uses said icicles to cool the drinks of his guests.