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SpongeBobRocksMao
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20 May 2009, 4:50 pm

Turns into the were-cheese at night.


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20 May 2009, 4:58 pm

Is wondering why rubber is called rubber when it doesn't seem to be rubbing anything..........


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20 May 2009, 10:12 pm

Owns a diamond mine. In Lake Michigan.



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20 May 2009, 10:16 pm

Greensmith probably won't get the chance to make fun of my name before someone else replies to this post.



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21 May 2009, 6:18 am

Can hold a bridge up with one hand!


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21 May 2009, 11:08 am

Chews his food then swallows it. Half an hour later he regurgitates it all out and then drinks it like a smoothie. its the secret to his longevity.



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21 May 2009, 1:22 pm

Chews iron bars and eats broken bottles - because he's hard.


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21 May 2009, 3:47 pm

Is still wondering what started the rubbing, the Rubber or the Rubbish.....


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21 May 2009, 4:05 pm

Lights his camp fire by rubbing two boy scouts together. 8O


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21 May 2009, 5:51 pm

Frequently uses the phrase "Officer, I had a very good reason why I was not wearing pants."


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21 May 2009, 7:02 pm

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21 May 2009, 7:14 pm

Fails to realize that my picture doesn't show my very "cup-like" body.


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21 May 2009, 8:57 pm

Happens to like chilli chocolate, YUMMY! ^_^


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22 May 2009, 3:24 am

Goes into restaurants, chews on the menu, leaves a $1 tip and leaves, much to the astonishment of the staff!


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22 May 2009, 6:43 am

Jumps off a bridge when people tell him to.



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22 May 2009, 1:57 pm

(Only if I'm attached to a bungee!)

Didn't trust his bungee elastic, so jumped using steel wire instead. He was quite cut up about the result. 8O


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