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22 May 2009, 2:58 pm

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22 May 2009, 3:34 pm

Starts his day with a bowl full of nuts and bolts drenched in milk. He enjoys a high iron diet. Rather noisy when he goes to the toilet though! 8O


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22 May 2009, 4:50 pm

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23 May 2009, 3:24 am

Tried to write a list of all the books on the shelves his local library, but people kept borrowing and returning books all the time, which messed his list up.


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23 May 2009, 11:37 am

Doesn't believe Justice is blind. Believes She just needs a new pair of glasses.



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23 May 2009, 11:47 am

pours his soup in the toilet hot and eats it from the toilet as part of a new ritual


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23 May 2009, 11:48 am

Looks down upon people who eat out of the toilet. :wink:



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23 May 2009, 11:55 am

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is unregistered on my forum O_O


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23 May 2009, 11:55 am

Is really an alien being - a scout for a warlike race of aliens who plan to conquer Earth!


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23 May 2009, 11:56 am

is a dying priest


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23 May 2009, 11:59 am

Is a praying mantis in disguise.


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23 May 2009, 12:40 pm

Enjoys long walks on the beach. Holds the world record for continuous walking on a beach, 111 hours.


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23 May 2009, 2:37 pm

Likes his Martini stirred not shaken. :wink:



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23 May 2009, 2:52 pm

Often wonders who praying mantises pray to.....


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23 May 2009, 2:58 pm

Has developed a new religion based on praying mantises.


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23 May 2009, 3:22 pm

Is the high priest of mantises. Naturally he prays a lot.


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