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reginaterrae
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13 Oct 2010, 7:11 am

Granted, but you don't have any digital cassettes to record on it (hope that makes sense, I thought cassettes were analog?)

I wish I had a sexy boyfriend! (Not everyone wants a sexy girlfriend! :lol: )

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13 Oct 2010, 8:18 am

Granted, but he has the intelligence of a slab of granite.

I now wish for a peanut butter and banana sandwich. (dernitall, reginaterrae! lol)

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13 Oct 2010, 9:21 am

Granted, but it's been poisoned with deadly nightshade!

betamaxx wrote:

granted you are now a fish

Meh, I was getting tired of being human anyway. :fish:

though I wish I didn't have the giant cat tail anymore.

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13 Oct 2010, 5:22 pm

Granted, you don't have the giant cat tail. Now you have a different giant cat tail.

I wish I didn't have anything to do.

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reginaterrae
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13 Oct 2010, 8:11 pm

Granted, you're bored stiff.

I wish the rice would finish cooking already!

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13 Oct 2010, 9:46 pm

Granted, but at its new speed, it burns before you can turn off the heat. Then it sets your house on fire.

I wish I weren't a shy unlikable failure.

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13 Oct 2010, 10:49 pm

granted, now your likely to be an over talkative annoying success at failing.

I wish I had some chap stick

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13 Oct 2010, 10:54 pm

Granted, but you're allergic to it.

I wish for some decent executive function.

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14 Oct 2010, 1:59 am

granted. you are now the executive of a morally upright company but it goes bankrupt and you lose everything.

I wish my internet woldn't go down at random.

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14 Oct 2010, 2:03 am

Granted; there's a pattern to your internet going down. It's just so complicated you can't discern it.

I wish I hadn't said that.

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14 Oct 2010, 3:17 am

granted you said something 40000000 times worse

i wish people could read and understand my mind so that people could understand me without me having to explain everything

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14 Oct 2010, 4:10 am

Granted, but they dredge up all your secrets and tell everybody, and everybody makes fun of you and/or alienates you for some opinion you hold.

As I am still presumably a fish, I wish it were easier to type with fins :fish:

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14 Oct 2010, 4:14 am

granted you have a typing rod attachment
i wish for 120 atari 2600 games

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14 Oct 2010, 7:04 am

Granted. Only one of them is any good, and it's corrupted.

I wish it were Sunday already.

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14 Oct 2010, 11:52 am

Granted: but in the process of leaping ahead, time was spot on accurate, however space was not, leaving you alive but fused into the wall of a crowded subway restroom.

I wish to be absolutely omnipotent

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14 Oct 2010, 11:59 am

Granted, but you are completely lacking in good judgment, OMG! We're all gonna die!! !!

I wish I had more energy.

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