04 Mar 2013, 12:25 pm
That skin-tight burka will get you into trouble with the religious police - quick, slip into something less revealing:
04 Mar 2013, 1:41 pm
Ha! The religious police can't find ninjas... Ninjas find *them*...
04 Mar 2013, 7:25 pm
Hmm. Earlier that day, at the ninja knife-throwing training camp...
04 Mar 2013, 9:07 pm
04 Mar 2013, 9:17 pm
04 Mar 2013, 11:33 pm
Behold, a properly equipped athlete...
05 Mar 2013, 1:11 am
Armor-piercing bullet (God, I can hardly think about it...)
05 Mar 2013, 9:22 am
Futile...
05 Mar 2013, 10:23 am
...and I have an armoured car:
I'm also wearing this inside it:
05 Mar 2013, 11:05 am
How crude. Do you know how much that gas guzzler pollutes?
There. Much better.
05 Mar 2013, 12:18 pm
Psh. This new & improved model regenerates itself and leaves a trail of fertiliser.
05 Mar 2013, 10:08 pm
The industrial revolution put the horse pretty out of business, though
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Age: 28
Gender: Male
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Location: Somewhere in the USA...which doesn't really help.
05 Mar 2013, 11:36 pm
Too bad the Martians are coming to bring an end to the British Empire:
06 Mar 2013, 9:33 am
Well, your Martians don't look so tough without their spider robot thingies....
06 Mar 2013, 10:16 am
Ah, the price of cinematic success - he's really let himself go, hasn't he...
06 Mar 2013, 3:22 pm
What a wimp. Clearly, he is not going to conquer Earth without some military discipline. Back to Boot Camp...
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