The Really Bad Advice Thread

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Insist that this year is actually 1819.

waste all your savings putting a deposit on an airplane hangar.

If you accidentally slive yourself with a sharp object, it is imperative that you rub dirt into the wound!

rub the dirt in dog dookie first.

^^^ In my country a doek or doekie refers to a popular type of head scarf women like to wear.

^^^^ language is an interesting phenomenon. it branches just like a human family tree. in amuuurica, it is black urban slang for feces.

And traffic lights are called robots here. Cinemas have always been called bioscopes.

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It's a great idea to ignore a red traffic light. Just ensure you increase speed in case you need to avoid someone coming from left or right

^^reminds me of a johnny carson "karnac the magnificent" bit where the mystic character is handed a sealed envelope, puts it up to his head, and says, "what is a floor-it"? then opens the envelope, revealing a slip of paper which read, "the interval between a yellow and red light."

Some guy in Japan just bought a tuna, one single fish, for Three Million Dollars;

I think you should steal it.

When someone (eg lawyer) who works for you, treats u rudely n meanly consistently, tell yourself it is just them being honest and you deserve it.

Pay them $70,000 plus convinced they are somehow helping. Follow their advice.

^ Yep

"Toughen up!"

Express your admiration for Justin Bieber’s singing.

express your admiration to dear leader, of his leadership skills