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08 Feb 2008, 9:20 am

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Time to do something about this

*Corrupts the straps sent after me with phazon then sends them out to wrap around strapples*


my straps cant kill me hehe... so the more the merrier :D

well well well... now that i am wrapped up in 1 million straps and about the size of a small planet... very warm and snuggly... hmmm what to do to YOU...

that glowing blob will zap you with its electrifiedness


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08 Feb 2008, 5:56 pm

Strapples wrote:
Daesmodalus wrote:
Time to do something about this

*Corrupts the straps sent after me with phazon then sends them out to wrap around strapples*


my straps cant kill me hehe... so the more the merrier :D

well well well... now that i am wrapped up in 1 million straps and about the size of a small planet... very warm and snuggly... hmmm what to do to YOU...

that glowing blob will zap you with its electrifiedness


But you are forgetting the phazon that's coming from the corrupted straps, which will kill you in just a second.

Oh, and also

*Puts up a lightningrod to absorb the electricity from that glowing orb*



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09 Feb 2008, 4:28 am

Daesmodalus wrote:
Strapples wrote:
Daesmodalus wrote:
Time to do something about this

*Corrupts the straps sent after me with phazon then sends them out to wrap around strapples*


my straps cant kill me hehe... so the more the merrier :D

well well well... now that i am wrapped up in 1 million straps and about the size of a small planet... very warm and snuggly... hmmm what to do to YOU...

that glowing blob will zap you with its electrifiedness


But you are forgetting the phazon that's coming from the corrupted straps, which will kill you in just a second.

Oh, and also

*Puts up a lightningrod to absorb the electricity from that glowing orb*


*Makes some bird noises, and gets some birds to attack Daesmodalus*



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09 Feb 2008, 11:18 am

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09 Feb 2008, 11:57 am

i tell my sticky female sumo wrestler girlfriends to all come crush TheAPERSON.


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10 Feb 2008, 5:45 am

Teleports out of the way and proceeds to dive bomb Strapples.


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10 Feb 2008, 7:28 am

Meanwhile Anders the Aspie (who has until now watched the battle from afar) decides to join the fun.
Who to fight against though? He cant quite decide, so he just attacks the next person who who posts.
*Uses the Sword of Gary Gygax, on the next person doing 14d6 damage.


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10 Feb 2008, 7:58 am

As Andie ran into battle, he stepped into my minefield and got blown up.



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10 Feb 2008, 10:41 am

Launches a space shuttle loaded with an infomation collecting satelite.



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10 Feb 2008, 10:42 am

blows the space shuttle up with an ICBM


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10 Feb 2008, 3:41 pm

Brings out a minigun which is capable of 10,000 rounds per minute. Once in place I open fire at Strapples.



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10 Feb 2008, 3:42 pm

Dylan14 wrote:
Brings out a minigun which is capable of 10,000 rounds per minute. Once in place I open fire at Strapples.


Me being mummy wrapped in my straps that are bullet proof they bounce off my straps and back into the mini gun making it explode.


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10 Feb 2008, 4:27 pm

"Well that was strange... and strangely refreshing!" Anders says as he stands up and dusts himself off. "How come nobody seems to die around here? I know for a fact that I isn't immortal... or well..." While Anders train of thought derails and explodes, someone sneaks up behind him, its...

(Seriously, the sun blew up like 72 pages in the past... shouldn't everyone be fighting in complete blackness by now?)


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10 Feb 2008, 4:30 pm

AndersTheAspie wrote:
"Well that was strange... and strangely refreshing!" Anders says as he stands up and dusts himself off. "How come nobody seems to die around here? I know for a fact that I isn't immortal... or well..." While Anders train of thought derails and explodes, someone sneaks up behind him, its...

(Seriously, the sun blew up like 72 pages in the past... shouldn't everyone be fighting in complete blackness by now?)


an anaconda wraps AndersTheAspie up and squeezes him to death

"ENJOY YOUR DEEP PRESSURE TREATMENT... THATS DEADLY"


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10 Feb 2008, 4:38 pm

The snake attacking snaps Anders out of his coma-like thoughts. "It's like Kenny from South park" he remarks, "No matter how many times we die... or should be dead... we will just keep living!" Not willing to live in a world where he is to live forever Anders kills himself...


"DAMNIT" Anders stands up again, knife still in his heart, "Is it too much to ask for that basic logic applies?" He screams to the heavens.
"YES!" the voice of god responds "I AM HAVING FUN WATCHING THIS"

Anders decides to humor the omnipotent being, and once again dives into battle. He kicks Dylan14 down a hole while yelling "THIS IS SILLY!"

But then...


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10 Feb 2008, 4:40 pm

AndersTheAspie wrote:
The snake attacking snaps Anders out of his coma-like thoughts. "It's like Kenny from South park" he remarks, "No matter how many times we die... or should be dead... we will just keep living!" Not willing to live in a world where he is to live forever Anders kills himself...


"DAMNIT" Anders stands up again, knife still in his heart, "Is it too much to ask for that basic logic applies?" He screams to the heavens.
"YES!" the voice of god responds "I AM HAVING FUN WATCHING THIS"

Anders decides to humor the omnipotent being, and once again dives into battle. He kicks Dylan14 down a hole while yelling "THIS IS SILLY!"

But then...


the snake continues to squeeze anders and he then screams out "THE PRESSURE.... ITS UNBEARABLE..." and falls asleep as the snake continues to slowly squeeze the life out of him


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