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nostromo
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31 Jan 2011, 4:58 am

Banned for looking in the direction of Imnotaparakeets wife's cleavage just in case it mighta been a low cut 'wench' top.



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31 Jan 2011, 5:01 am

Banned for being a filthy pervert, she's way too old for me and anyway, married means off limits. I have moral walls in my mind.



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31 Jan 2011, 5:08 am

Banned for finding out I'm a filthy pervert



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31 Jan 2011, 5:11 am

Banned for sharing your fantasies on a place where her husband could see it.



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31 Jan 2011, 5:18 am

Banned for using the word fantasie and leading some people to have painful memories of that old TV show with Tatoo and Rork



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31 Jan 2011, 5:22 am

Banned for talking about a show I've never heard of.



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31 Jan 2011, 5:26 am

Banned for not knowing about Fantasy Island and the phrase 'The plane, the plane', and also therefore not being able to do an imitation Ricardo Montalban accent (thats two things but they are linked)



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31 Jan 2011, 5:34 am

Banned for acting like an old geezer with all this stuff you're talking about.



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31 Jan 2011, 5:37 am

Banned because most people today seem to not know about Star Trek: The Next Generation, DS9, or Voyager, and it makes me feel old.



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31 Jan 2011, 5:43 am

Banned for talking about Star Trek but somehow not mentioning the Wrath of Khan which starred Ricardo Montalban, who we learned a few posts ago was the the famous Rork from Fantasy Island.



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31 Jan 2011, 5:53 am

nostromo wrote:
Banned for talking about Star Trek but somehow not mentioning the Wrath of Khan which starred Ricardo Montalban, who we learned a few posts ago was the the famous Rork from Fantasy Island.


Banned because I didn't need to mention the best of the Star Trek movies as it ought to be self evident. I could have just have easily mentioned other shows which also make me feel old for people not knowing of them, such as the TV series A-Team, Space: Above & Beyond, Viper, Jack Of All Trades, Psifactor, etc. Also, you're banned for talking about my wife's bosom.



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31 Jan 2011, 5:57 am

Banned for using the acronym for LOL one time when really there was in fact no actual Laugh Out Loud happening.



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31 Jan 2011, 5:01 pm

Banned for getting too old for the s**t!
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31 Jan 2011, 5:06 pm

Banned for not providing accurate details regarding your travel destination..



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31 Jan 2011, 5:19 pm

Banned for stalking Wallourdes.



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31 Jan 2011, 5:24 pm

:lol: Banned for making conjecture