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19 Oct 2010, 11:53 am

Granted: but now you still have to pay all the Johns, Toms, and Richards!(and the electric, water and phone)

I wish that all children were immune from disease and injury.

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19 Oct 2010, 2:43 pm

Grated: but once they become adults their immune system are so weak they could die from a mere cold.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

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19 Oct 2010, 2:50 pm

Granted. You are burned at the stake for using black magic.
I wish I had a humanoid robot bound by Asimov's 3 laws.

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19 Oct 2010, 2:56 pm

Granted: however, due to being powered by an unshielded plutonium core, the only way to comply with it's primary program is to flee the planet (which he does by constructing a spacecraft powered by cane sugar and dirty underwear)

I wish I was more articulate.

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19 Oct 2010, 3:38 pm

Granted. You are now transparent and very flexible. Literally.

I wish I could find the lost Dr. Who episodes.

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19 Oct 2010, 5:37 pm

Granted, you found them. But having found them,you are now lost as well...

I wish Stephen Fry was my guardian :lol:

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20 Oct 2010, 5:00 am

granted and it turns out that he dosent like you

i wish i was the best at everything

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20 Oct 2010, 8:06 am

Granted; within 3 weeks you're assassinated by the envious.

I wish the news media were more responsible (and the public less scandal-hungry!)

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20 Oct 2010, 9:58 am

Granted, but all the news networks shut down due to a lack of content.

I wish I could get a job without having to do interviews.

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20 Oct 2010, 10:01 am

Granted: but after a year, most news media companies are bankrupt.. and no one cares as there wasn't anything being reported anyone cared about anyway...

I wish I knew why I'm being watched and by whom.

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20 Oct 2010, 4:53 pm

Granted. You find out you are being stalked by a giant gorilla called 'Kong' who has amorous intentions!

I wish I could finish a sente

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20 Oct 2010, 7:35 pm

Granted, you can finish a sente in one sitting. What's a sente? (long time no see, Cale, :salut: )

I wish my neck didn't hurt.

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21 Oct 2010, 5:29 am

Granted: After your total spinalectomy, you are pain free, 4 feet shorter, and your navel is on your forehead...(and sporting a new goatee) :wink:

I wish I truly understood people.

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21 Oct 2010, 7:20 am

Granted, you truly understand how inane most people are, and it's depressing.

I wish my cousin heals quickly and completely from a dog bite on her FACE. (ouch!)

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21 Oct 2010, 7:41 am

Granted: Your cousin heals incredibly fast and with no scarring whatsoever.... however, she cannot explain her wherabouts or the missing livestock following every full moon from now on....

I wish everyone thought my jokes were as funny as I do! Lol

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21 Oct 2010, 6:10 pm

Granted. They also think you're hilarious when you're not joking!

I wish my brother's old (unlocked) Palm Centro would arrive in the mail tomorrow.

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