Corrupt A Wish

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Granted: the palm arrives on schedule, but in several "Found loose in the mail" baggies...as loose pieces....



I wish I had thought of the car top dog in purse thing first...lol

Granted, or at least you've thought of it before me. I haven't a clue what you're talking about!

I wish for the pain to go away.

Granted. Every living creature in the entire universe has CIPA, with all the risks that entails.

I wish for you to corrupt this wish.

Granted: however by corrupting a wish that was a wish for a corrupted wish in a corrupt this wish topic, creates a paradox by which the wish is simultaniously corrupted and uncorrupted and fulfilled correctly... so thereby giving anyone attempting to figure this out a Schrödinger's cat migraine...




I wish my headache was gone...

granted your headache is gone ... for 5 mins
now you have a headache and food poisoning
i wish i could sleep all day and wake up at night like a nocturnal animal

Granted, and you get rickets from lack of sunlight.

I wish I had remembered to lock up the chickens last night, and that anyway they're still alive and whole.

Granted you are now able to remenber what you have to do during night time but you start remenbering all the things you have to do and you are now unable to go to sleep for several days.

I wish I could afford to buy some new clothing.

Granted: however, due to a bizzare computer worm that only affected clothing manufacturing computers, the only clothes available are tube tops and a failed clothing line designed by MC Hammer back in the 1980's....


I wish I knew why I keep dreaming about exploding cows.

Granted! But all the clothes you wish to buy only come in toddler size.

I wish salesmen and advertisers didn't have to lie to you to make a sale.

granted when you walk into a store you instantly nuy the whole shop to save time

i wish i had the vinyl LP album: nevermind-nirvana

Granted. It's warped, and also scratched. Makes for an interesting listening experience.

I wish (Oh how I wish!!) that these little orange "Asian lady beetles" weren't invading the apartment, just now when the bloody invasive stinkbugs are starting to subside. Nasty creatures, en masse at least, which is how they invade.

Granted. Asians themselves are now invading your house.

I wish I had the Triforce.

Granted: after years of fighting monsters in a murderous rage, you finally assemble the fabled tri-force in all it's glory.... except once assembled you discover that the legends had kinda exaggerated the power a bit each time in the many retellings over the eons... and all it really does is make pretty colored lights and prevent papers from blowing off a table (magic paperweight)


I wish I was more responsible..

Granted. I hold you responsible for everything, especially the sorry state of the global economy these days.

I wish to shake off this cold I seem to be starting to get.

Granted, it has gone and been replaced with flu.

I wish it was warmer today.

Granted, it's warmer today than it will be tomorrow.

I wish I could figure out a simple way to resize a picture to use as an avatar.