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GoatOnFire
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16 Jun 2009, 2:43 am

Got his ear stuck in a dolphin's blowhole.


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16 Jun 2009, 7:14 am

His favourite drink is a Gin and Cata-Tonic. 8O



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16 Jun 2009, 11:11 am

Lookinng for things that may already be quite apparent to one's eye..



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16 Jun 2009, 12:33 pm

Is actually in a coma, and is using spiritual projection for the sole purpose of posting in forum games.


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16 Jun 2009, 3:21 pm

is dying tomorrow


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16 Jun 2009, 3:31 pm

Thinks he's transcended the mortal realm, but is actually dead and in Hell.


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16 Jun 2009, 11:31 pm

every year is drafted to lick every one of the 28,482 pipes of the Wanamaker Organ clean.


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17 Jun 2009, 3:51 am

Strapples knows this, because he's the one polishing the pipes afterwards with a toothbrush.


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17 Jun 2009, 6:06 am

Lies in wait underneath waterfalls and licks spawning Salmons as they pass over
to give them an extra impetous to get the hell out of there!



He's Such a fervent animal rights activist, he brushes his teeth beforehand with Strapples toothbrush.





(Which explains why Salmon are such prodigous leapers!)


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17 Jun 2009, 7:27 am

Walks around in the woods at night midwinters wearing a spacesuit.


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17 Jun 2009, 8:15 am

Uses hydrogen sulphide as an aftershave.



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17 Jun 2009, 5:14 pm

Polishes my wheelchair with his toothbrush and then brushes his teeth right after


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17 Jun 2009, 5:52 pm

Greets everyone he knows with "I AM NOT A WALRUS!"


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17 Jun 2009, 6:32 pm

Uses butane-thiol as an aftershave lotion 8O


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17 Jun 2009, 6:57 pm

Performs the ode "An die Freude" by Friedrich Schiller with a big red plastic clowns nose in front of gatherings of elderly people at institutions in Russia.


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17 Jun 2009, 7:11 pm

Enjoys watching "Two Girls One Cup" videos.


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