Find yourself some Marx Brothers movies and watch Groucho especially. Examples:
Woman in canoe: What a glorious day! Spring in the air!
Groucho: Me? I should spring in the air and fall in the lake?
Woman: But that's bigamy!
Groucho: It's big o' me, too. It's big o' both of us. Let's be big for a change!
To tell you the truth, I don't know if either of those fits, but if anyone is likely to have done it, it's the Marx Brothers. Chico ran around words a lot too.
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